ZOMG I had one of those, it's still there in my parents' back closet! Did you have the port of Snakes/Nibbles on it??

GTFO newfag, this isn't /b/.

That is the question!

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Still married actually, and plan on staying that way. I do, however, believe that women are all evil and men are all greedy assholes. The sooner you accept that the smoother your relationships will be.

As Heinlein pointed out (correctly IMHO), voting without responsibility for the results is sheer madness. If you're not intelligent enough to understand why you're voting, what and who you're voting for, and accept and shoulder the consequences of your decisions, you shouldn't be allowed to vote. It's like driving: bad decisions can lead to bad consequences for a LOT of people. But in voting the consequences are delayed long enough that people don't make the logical connection.

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I beg to differ. Women are the root of all evil OR equal to evil, depending on how you do your proof.

Unfortunately, needs to run on Windows. And he primarily uses Sound Forge. Now the studio he works at part time, however, might be HIGHLY interested in Ardour. Thanks for the info!

Unfortunately, you can have good privacy or good security. Not both.

I beg to differ. Women are the root of all evil OR equal to evil, depending on how you do your proof.

Women = Evil

I've been working on Audacity for years and love it. I've also been working for years to get my dad to use it for his audio business instead of buying Sound Forge or Pro Tools. It's slow progress...

Personally I'm a big fan of the old Scantron-style systems that some states still use (Minnesota in particular). It's read electronically but still gives you a physical paper record to go back to. But then again some people are too stupid to fill in ovals correctly. Come to think of it, I'm not sure why they should be allowed to vote...

Why do we remain in the virtual dark ages, when clearly we have better alternatives readily available? ...there's lots of money and power behind closed source, which leads to corruption and back-room deals. QED.

The implication that you may soon have a screaming baby, hasty marriage, miserable couple of years, hate-filled nasty divorce, bitter psychotic children, psycho ex, and ruined life?

Sorry but that's not what I call excitement. That's more like masochism, poor life decisions, and self-loathing. I'll take a robot ANY day over that. And FWIW, I'm married, no kids, and swear if I ever get out of it I will NEVER marry again.

I prefer my poles to be measured in time it takes the stripper to take it all off.

That was the original concept with the Segway, to have buses or transports that you hook your scooter onto. Of course this is back when it was still known as "IT", one of the dumbest marketing campaigns EVAR.