"A english major has very limited problem solving training and have little use in a environment such as Google."

Even someone who has passed High School level English knows it should be An English major.

Tsar Vladimir has a couple million soldiers with automatic weapons firing 5.45x39 rounds, I think those would be more effective than marshmallows.

What they need to do is build refineries in North Dakota, where there is plenty of oil, and also natural gas to power them.
We don't want all the refining capacity of the nation to be in the Gulf where it could be all shut down by a hurricane. (stronger and more frequent due to climate change)

Do you expect a Slashdot headline to make sense?

I don't wear a wristwatch you insensitive clods

(I do have one around my neck on a lanyard along with a flashlight when I am at work)

Monospaced font for numbers, so they can line up in a column

How about we use the nuclear reactor that is already undergound (in the center of the earth.) That natural reactor has kept the mGM molten for more than 6 bi;;ion years, we are not going top run out of that energy any time soon.

Titanic ran into an iceberg, the iceberg didn't chase after the Titanic. There hasn't been any record of icebergs coming into port and sinking ships.

Subs are designed to sink.

Its part of their mission.

There was a british nuclear sub involved in the search for MH370
I don't know if its still on the case, given that no more pings have been heard, and they expect the batteries of the black boxes to have run out by now. A nuclear attack sub has good passive sonar, great for detecting other sound, but not useful at looking at the ocean bottom for wreakage.

The other term that is out of place is 'civilization' when refering to copper jewelery.

Also, the fact that these bodies were preserved might have something to do with the coldness of the location, (like froaen mammoth carcasses found also in siberia)

"Terror Train has Christopher Lee and Peter Cushing as archeologists bringing back a mummy from China via train through Siberia. Then, it wakes up."

What wakes up? Siberia? China? Or the train...

Your feet would get sore

"Iapetus, Saturn's third largest moon, was first photographed by the Cassini spacecraft on 31 December 2004."

Really? First photographed in 2004? Didn't any of the earlier probes like Voyager take pictures of it?

I seem to remember something about strange light and dark patterns on that moon from a book i read many years ago.
I think it was written by a "distinguished but elderly scientist"

The space elevator is one way to make solar power satellites power this planet.

Just global warming, caused by everyone, including US producing more CO2 than the plants absorb for the last 160 years.