Become a fan of Slashdot on Facebook

 



Forgot your password?
typodupeerror
×

Comment Re:A programmer arrested for © infringement? (Score 1) 188

once involved in a criminal conspiracy, which I am sure the Feds deem MegaUpload is, you are liable for all use of that which you created, even a program you coded if it was used for illicit purposes.

09 F9 11 02 9D 74 E3 5B D8 41 56 C5 63 56 88 C0

There, you just participated in a web forum used for illicit purposes, and so are also guilty of criminal copyright infringement and criminal conspiracy.

Hope to see you in cell block six for the traditional fuck-beta gathering!

Comment Re:Incorruptable (Score 5, Funny) 80

Or have a "deadman switch" trigger a script to update it with preset/random stuff, or have some prankster update it for you: http://tech.slashdot.org/comme...

e.g. Justin Morg: Oops... Looks like I'm dead. Damn... :(
Tuesday at 10:00pm

Justin Morg likes 10 ways to tell that you are really dead
Tuesday at 10:02pm

Justin Morg: Anyone have a res handy? Urgent!
                        Justin Morg needs a resurrection! Give him one and you'll get HadesVille points!
Tuesday at 10:13pm via HadesVille

Justin Morg: Where's the restore from quick-save option when you really really need it. Sigh...
Tuesday at 10:17pm

Justin Morg: On the bright side, I guess I don't have to show up for work tomorrow :) @Boss.
Tuesday at 10:20pm

Justin Morg: Hmm, wonder what time the funeral will be tomorrow. I'd hate to be late ;). Haha I kill me sometimes (but not this time, it was Professor Plum with the candlestick!).
Tuesday at 10:32pm

Justin Morg: I guess I'll call it a night, no point doing the graveyard shift, don't want to be like a zombie tomorrow...
Tuesday at 10:50pm

Justin Morg: Good morning! I'm up! OK not so good and not so up. Oh well. At least the mortician made me smile, put stitches in my side too.
Wednesday at 7:30am

Justin Morg likes What's worse than waking up early in the morning? Not waking up at all!
Wednesday at 7:32am

Justin Morg: I guess I'll skip breakfast, no stomach for it today... But I'd die for a cup of coffee :p.
Wednesday at 7:35am

Justin Morg: Wow, people are actually coming to my funeral!
Wednesday at 8:43am

Justin Morg likes a minute of silence
Wednesday at 9:01am

Justin Morg: Aww don't cry... OK so I'll really be forever in your debt, but hey I did say the payback's gonna be "out of this world" right? XD
Wednesday at 9:05am

Justin Morg likes The Sweet By and By
Wednesday at 9:10am

Justin Morg: @MaryNotMarried now's the time to ask that pesky aunt "When's your turn" just like she does to you at weddings... Haha!
Wednesday at 9:13am

Justin Morg likes short sermons and even shorter skirts
Wednesday at 9:20am

Justin Morg: ok Human Torch time!
Wednesday at 9:30am

Justin Morg: getting kinda warm in here... I hate stupid ties and suits.
Wednesday at 9:35am

Justin Morg: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSMOKIN'!
Wednesday at 9:37am

Justin Morg: Flame on!
Wednesday at 9:40am

Justin Morg: The ultimate fat burning program... Watch the pounds melt away. And never come back- 100% guaranteed!
Wednesday at 9:45am

Justin Morg: ok I guess I can fit in that sexy "size nothing" urn now... Check out my new curves... Hey guys, I'm coming out of the closet! Just kidding! Don't look like you've just seen a ghost.
Wednesday at 9:55am

Justin Morg: It is very dark. I wonder if grues eat ashes.
Wednesday at 10:00am

Comment Re:Pure expected value analysis misses the point (Score 1) 480

Plus a lot of the calculations don't take into account a finite lifetime and low social mobility.

If you're some poor guy stuck in some minimum wage job, your odds of ending up with > $100 million are near zero. Now if you started your own business there's a higher chance of you becoming a millionaire or multimillionaire but the odds of getting >$100 million still are low plus the effort is much higher. There are also other risks involved- there are lots of people with failed businesses, just fewer of them sell books or give interviews on how they failed and failed again and still haven't succeeded.
Yes there are people who won the "genetic lottery" and have the energy and endurance to work 2 or more jobs and NOT die/break, but for the rest - what really are their odds of going from burger flipper to having hundreds of millions?

So if you're poor and wanted to be merely normal "rich" don't bother with lottery tickets - just try to invest what little you earn. But if you want to be swimming in hundreds of millions of dollars within your lifetime, buying a powerball ticket is a rational decision (especially when the jackpot gets big).

Comment Re:The whole idea is crazy (Score 1) 288

If you want philosophical, it could be something we might never know for sure.

For example, in theory we could create a simulation of a steady state universe with rules that we decide on. And inside that universe, by that universe's rules the "before" could have gone on for an infinity, and there's no way to know that wasn't the case.

But by our universe's rules we could have started up that simulation 10 seconds ago and taken a week to design it. Or we could even have made copies of it and started up slightly different versions, or even have a few big bang versions. How old would these universes be? Billions of years old? 10 seconds? Depends on your perspective doesn't it?

And how would those "inside" know what's going on for sure? Unless perhaps somehow told by those "outside".

Comment Re:Nuclear fission has higher carbon than measured (Score 1) 309

You can run monofilament cables to orbital satellites

No we can't. The technology to manufacture mile-long monofilament (I assume you're talking something like buckytubes, nothing else has the strength) cables isn't available yet, let alone manufacturing 23,000+ mile cables.

Now, people might argue about risks, but until the technology is actually availabe -- which it is not -- the point is moot.

Come back when they're building suspension bridges out of the stuff.

Comment Re:bank I use ... allows (weak passwords) (Score 1) 271

Other software vendors can even leverage Google's app for their own products (One example I know is Guild Wars 2 can use Google's app for 2 factor on your game account)

That's because Google Authenticator app is nothing more than a bog standard RFC6238 TOTP client.
It's an open standard with many server and client implementations.

My home Debian server uses the TOTP PAM module to require two-factor auth for OpenSSH, and I use Google's Authenticator app as my main client, with a Yubico hardware token as a backup.

Other than Google creating their app, Google has NO other involvement in my authentication process.
I run my own PKI "in house", so no need to even use Google services to avail yourself of their (mighty nice IMHO) TOTP client.

Comment Whiney copyright holders (Score 1) 227

Just remember this next you attempt to complain about your works being pirated.
It isn't OUR doing, you have only the government to blame.

If you refuse to pay for copyright protection for 70 years after your death, then don't bitch when I say my check for your work won't clear for 70 years after your death either.

Comment Re:Too Late Really (Score 3, Informative) 253

Xamarian Mono or it's predecessor Ximian Mono. This is both a good and bad thing because while they're releasing the code, why aren't they working with Xamarian since they've already got a cross platform .NET environment?

An interview with Miguel De Icaza (creator of Mono and co-founder of Xamarin) on that very question:
Microsoft .NET released from its Windows chains... but what ABOUT MONO?

Comment This is also not subject to oversight (Score 1) 265

I lost my five star while Uber's rider ratings were still leaking, because a driver went to the wrong location, and felt that I should walk seven blocks to meet them, and when I said no, they felt that that was worth a one-star.

According to Uber's customer service staff, they even confirmed that as the reason, but Uber still feels that the rating should stand, because as a rider, I should not have the expectation of being picked up within a mile of my location.

My impression of Uber's customer service is rather poor, as a result.

Comment Re:its not about the ring, its just a lesson. (Score 1) 591

This isn't teaching kids to fear imaginary threats, it is teaching that threatening people, whether the threat is credible or not, is highly inappropriate, and won't be tolerated.

I have interpreted your entire comment as an inappropriate threat against my life.

I demand you are imprisoned for life to prevent you from murdering me followed by mass-murdering trillions of other people, as that is the natural progression for this sort of thing.

So will you follow your own "morals" and turn yourself in to prison? Or are you just another hypocrite you wants zero tolerance applied to everyone BUT you?

Comment meh (Score 1) 355

Except that for barely another $5-$10, you can get a much more modern CPU that is actually supported by mainstream kernels/distros.

It is completely stupid to make people jump through a lot of extra compatibility hoops and problems for the sake of the cost of lunch.

Slashdot Top Deals

Real Programs don't use shared text. Otherwise, how can they use functions for scratch space after they are finished calling them?

Working...