OVER 9000!

Perhaps this will get some of the idiots off the road.

Bite my educationally shiny ass!

The answer is very simple. Knock it off with your attempts to control the internet.

Microsoft Security Essentials recognized that Google was sucking up all of Bing's patrons like a Blackhole, and sought to remove the threat once and for all by having users 'delete' Google en masse!

I think my faith in humanity might yet be vindicated.

Then we could solve all our water needs... but we don't have any sort of storage/transportation system to do that sort of thing, let alone one large enough to capture a reasonable portion. Unless you had millions of people at a time flock to the place with water bottles and pitchers.

...before they do the same thing to PC's.

"I'd like to know where the ESRB finds "crude humor" or "mild violence" in there." Crashing planes into oceans, into each other, or... into buildings is considered mild violence and crude humor?

"one million web pages have been attacked by a the Lilupophilupop SQL injection"

Now that's very unusual... our most recent one knew all of the tricks... ping, checking for noise on the cables, checking for damage, all that stuff. Must be an outlier or something :P