I guess imitation..flattery...blah blah. I personally think it is Michael - he is too shy to ask me out directly so he is using this oh so clever route. here

I have not written in my journal for quite a while, and I am sure that you are concerned. Well, I have been absent for good reason. I resently joined a convent. I am going to be a nun!

First, I had a beaver (an Orgasmatron 220i) installed, then deactivated as I will not be able to use it. I cannot even finger myself. Next, I have a black pointy hat attached to my skull. Next I will get a ruler and crack all of you on the skull.

Finally, I would like to show you my first work in the nunnery: writing jokes. Here is my first offering:

An altar boy goes up to the Father and says, "Father, do you know how old I am today?"

The Father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to Sister Mary, "Sister, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell Father."

Please let me know what you think, as your opinions are so very important to me.

My whore account seems to be getting a steady supply of mod points now. It appears to get moderator status every Wednesday. Weird.

Unfortunately, because of the two post shite, I couldn't target any one troll for up-mods (nobody trolls when logged in any more) so I had to mod five trolls up by one point each. Share the wealth and all that.

It all seems to be disappearing. Trollaxor.com is gone, people are leaving slushdot and we can only post two a day.

This isn't right at all.

http://www.yams.cx

they seem to have lowered the threshold for a ban - or some anallingering mod is modbombing me.

Go me go!

just seeing if I can even post a journal - if not, then I got the whole subnet banned again. My neighbor who is a slashbot won't be happy.

Arsecandle

3 day ban in progress. I wonder if I can still post here.

who's your daddy?

10 posts as AC and I can't post any more. I hope I can still post in the journal.

On a brighter note, I had two FPs in a row, both linking to the petition. Once as "end_the_two_post_ban" and one as AC (didn't get time to log in as ettpb).

I got this FP with my new end_the_two_post_ban account. Yay me :)

So the ban has stopped me posting shit all over the place. My reaction is to work even more with my karma whore account (and create a second) to mod all troll posts back up (I've done five today in this article) and metamod any non-troll-friendly mods as "unfair". That's 99% of all mods, but hopefully this will change.

Example: Some "interesting" and "Insightful" posts

So every day I'm negating 10 moderations, and every now and then I'm increasing trolls karma. This will double with my second karma whore account.

Also, there may be something big brewing on the horizon, and I'm not talking about a Turd Report. :)

One last thing. I found this obvious homosexual outcry from Taco: "My box, running w/ Hemos' hard drive and RAM"

more typical gay crap today. Wow, I can pay even more for a computer with 1 extra inch of screen and the same slow ass processor. Sign me up! And I can pay an extra 120 dollars for the newest patch to the OS!

Kinda lame, I think, since these are not part of the discussion. Well, maybe when Taco implements the Palladium extentions of .NET in the Slashcode, he will let us all post again.