Comment I "heart" TSA (Score 1) 702
TSA prohibits combing your hair,
TSA prohibits scratching your butt,
TSA prohibits arranging your junk,
TSA prohibits picking your nose,
TSA prohibits rolling your eyes,
Resistance is futile, you will be assimilated,,,
NOW! Stand in line and be a good little prole or we will show your throat the soles of our boots.
I only fly now when I have no other possible choice!!!