The whole world paused today in honor of April 1st. There is absolutely no real news to post today.

I'm pretty sure this is what starts the zombie apocalypse. Ed: Any zombies out there? Shaun: Don't say that! Ed: What? Shaun: That! Ed: What? Shaun: The zed-word. Don't say it! Ed: Why not? Shaun: Because it's ridiculous! Ed: All right... are there any out there, though? Shaun: I can't see any. Maybe it's not as bad as all that. Shaun: Oh, no, there they are.