That looks like my backyard.

Yeah, but what if the guys name isn't Dave?

Guess they didn't learn anything from SCO?

the first thing to go is the memory. I forget what the 2nd thing is.

will be back!

A fucking piece of paper and a pencil is superior to Vista.

Not yet DEAD Jim!

Will it fit inside a Delorean?

Err. it's still a waste of time and money to buy Windows now...

Yeah, but the problem is that even the lawyer for the kids argued that the parents should be held liable/responsible for this, not the kids. The judge disagreed. Not only that, when the parents offered a settlement that would have probably paid for the medical bills, on behalf of their kids, the other family refused it. That's bullshit.

Slashdot can be hazardous to your health.

You sure it's not 12 parsecs?

Wait... I thought that was duct tape?

Remember Aristotle, Plato, Socrates?

Morons!

Probably a body cavity search similar to Goatse.cx (I won't link to it :) )