And there's an even higher additional pass you can buy per day that lets you cut to the front of the line as many times as you want for everything except some Harry Potter stuff.
The key to this is to stay at Portofino Bay or one of the other hotels with the Universal Express Unlimited benefit, and then everybody staying with you gets the benefit as part of the hotel cost. I put my family of 5 in one room, and the stay was very cost effective.
97 3. Classroom instruction by school personnel or third
98 parties on sexual orientation or gender identity may not occur
99 in kindergarten through grade 3 or in a manner that is not age
100 appropriate or developmentally appropriate for students in
101 accordance with state standards.
There's nothing in there about "and tell them to keep it a secret from their parents*" -- you made that up. Further, you neglected to mention the 'OR' clause on line 99 that limits what teachers can say well beyond grade 3.
*Perhaps you were thinking about the two earlier sections (note how the above starts with "3") that refer to education records being accessible to parents. These sections do not explicitly sexual orientation, but instead cover all aspects of a student's health.
All the simple programs have been written.