Have fun paying the licence when MSFT figures out how to patent things such as "breathing" and "walking".
I don't understand the "hate" for the Windows keys; I map them under Linux to useful things: Windows to Meta (for an extra modifier for keyboard shortcuts) and Menu to Compose (so I can type things like ü and , at least when I can remember the compose sequences).
The function of the "Windows" key is not in question. Most hate (in my case) comes from it's positioning.
I've seen too many laptops with Ctrl and Win keys swapped. Plus, there's usually a "function" key also somewhere in there.
If a thing's worth doing, it is worth doing badly. -- G.K. Chesterton