Comment Re:why in the hell (Score 1) 194
I'm genuinely curious; why do you consider English to be the Windows 95 of languages?
Its spelling is horribly mismatched with pronunciation, and its morphology has a lot of irregularities (e.g. irregular verbs).
Apart from this, however, English has a lot of good things going for it. First of all, it is a "mutt language" being a primarily Germanic language (with some Celtic remnants) with a massive Latin influence (via French) . Other languages either de-Germanized (like French) during the Roman empire to become fully "latinized" or remained on the other side of the border (actually pretty cool that the linguistic borders still follow the borders of the Roman empire).
This gives it a unique advantage compared to many languages, and in addition to that the very pragmatic and tolerant attitude within English-speaking cultures towards its language and towards non-native speakers of it is really a great feature for an international language. In fact, many international companies have "Bad English" as company language (which often means that native Brits with peculiar accents need to slow down during meetings... Americans can normally speak like they always do).
If we are to play "how should we change the way we communicate", I would rather like to rally against the standard alphabets and propose strict phonetic spelling (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Phonetic_Alphabet) with a possible augmentation using notations to indicate emphasis and melody. This would put the spoken language first and the written second with some clear advantages (especially for dyslectics). Closely related languages like Swedish, Norwegian and Danish would basically be groups of dialects with no clearly defined official borders (now with official spelling rules, the written variants of those languages look quite different). Litterature would be given an entirely new dimension where people easily can read exactly how things should be pronounced in different dialects or even made-up languages. (I remember being a bit annoyed about not being able to imagine how the dialect written out in the Innocent Mage books actually should be pronounced/sound like, which probably required some native English cultural background).