The only years I've ever gotten the flu is when I cave and get a flu shot. "well that means you allready had it before the shot!" sure thing pal.

To quote a great bit on this line of thinking from Robin Williams, the majoritie of fundies will say "no, God just went 'click'"

you try to burn your facial hair off, let me know how that works for you

This is the equivalent of me saying all humans cannot process lactose or gluten because I cant. Everyone is different.

Prehistoric spain was fucking cold, why would he remove a natural head covering?

This seems to be the internet equivalent of SWAT storming into someones house and justifying it by tossing a bag of coke on the floor, claiming they "found" it.

"Senate races aren't gerrymandered so obviously she must have some significant appeal to the liberal hipesters in LA and SF who continue to vote her into office." FTFY. With those two exceptions California is actually largely Republican.

There is a man, lets call him Keith. Keith thinks that repair men and contractors are overpriced, and decides he can do it himself. He does this, and it works...for now.

Thinking that someone passing you on the street wearing one of these devices is the same as "recording your movements at all times" is.

So it will be even more expensive to replace when a FUD punches me in the face!

No, those people are technically employed by a temp agency. I know, Im currently "on contract" where I work, and have been for two and a half years. I shouldnt complain though, there are some who went 5 years on contract before finally saying "fuck it" and finding a new job.

..Anybody who finds this suprising hasnt spent any time working IT for a company. Working IT in any company is a thankless job where every problem is your fault and must be fixed 2 hours ago.

I think I might have a heart attack and die, from not suprise.

Except in this case population doesnt mean jack. The largest contribution from a single entity comes form the US, and as the AC demonstrates below, it takes a Dozen from europe to even match that. Just because you and 8 of your friends can cover half of the lunch bill doesnt make the one guy who covers the other half less important, keep moving those goalpost though.

Who all answer to to the federal govt. Individual cities have their own govt systems too, should we start splitting those up as well?