but you won't win. That whole "If the attack could be proven without a doubt" assumption doesn't exist. At least in the USA, they'll just claim all evidence falls under the state secrets privilege, and the case will be immediately thrown out.

is correct when referring to multiple species.

That's better than my success rate

why do i never have mod points when i need them?

Tolls, fee income, etc. I realize it'll never happen, and if it did, it'd probably be just as full of corruption as the current system. But, it works well on paper.

I thought that's what Cleverbot was for

What makes you think it will allow them to relax the standards? Any attempt to change the protocols is obviously the result of a social engineering attack.

is old.

Just remove the screens and let em all through; maybe add a macerator. Anyone happen to know offhand the thermal coefficient of jellyfish jelly?

Stand back Xzibit, this is Dre's turf.

If you're ever given the opportunity to wish for a single superpower: don't think, just blurt out "CARBON NANOTUBES".

Now that we've got the code, has anyone checked our DNA to see what got REM'd out?

Nothing motivated me to learn about computers more than bypassing policy restrictions and web filters at school. I wound up becoming our student admin, starting computer clubs, and even changed my mind about the school and degree I had planned for college.
Also, It sounds like the kids have managed to configure the devices the way they should have been configured in the first place. If my HS had handed me a device for tracking my whereabouts and logging my web activity, I would have handed it right back. Surely they have internet filters on the school's WiFi, so this software is meant to stop kids from using Facebook on their own time. Oh, and don't forget that the school's essentially sticking a GPS tracker on your kids, because apparently that's acceptable nowadays.
I still think schools handing out tablets is a stupid idea (esp anything that starts with "i"), but I'm glad the kids are finding a way to use them.

I just want the goods and services that money buys.

How do they currently do it during the flight?