So far most tea drinkers I know seem perfectly healthy, in fact healthier than others.
Stray anecdotal evidence in argument.
the fire is releasing all the carbon they captured so far.
How come? Wouldn't that be "all the carbon they contain currently"? Didn't most of the carbon they captured go into the leaves they have been shedding over the years that have long since decomposed?
I'm pro cat homicide.
You are confused as to what "homicide" means. You're talking about felicide.
Bed bugs can supposedly survive freezing temperatures, so not so sure I'd recommend people putting their things in the freezer.
-31C kills them all within 10h, including eggs
-28C kills them all within 10h, except freshly laid (48h) eggs
-20C kills them all within 48h, including eggs
-16C kills them all within 80h, including eggs
This is why reading comprehension matters, kids.
I like how you sacrificed yourself to demonstrate this from the practical standpoint.
So since all "computers" are Turing complete, they can all produce the same results - it's just a matter of processing time and having enough memory to hold the needed data. So this computer can't actually accomplish anything more than before. It can just fulfill a greater workload. Or am I mistaken?
That depends. If you take into account the projected age of the universe, you might find that doing the same calculations using giant fields of wooden rods, while equivalent, may not be practical.
So "this computer can't actually accomplish anything more than before" is as true as saying a huge truck is not an accomplishment in transport, because you could equally well divide your cargo into tiny pieces that can be carried atop snails and then reassembled when they reach the destination.
Maybe CTRL-ALT-DEL was disabled, maybe it wasn't (or it's still wired to immediate hard reboot, but your game crashed hard enough that it doesn't work)
Soft reboot. Hard (cold) reboot is/was the reset button.
Just BLOCK the acccount after letâ(TM)s say.. 10 wrong tries???
Oh, lookie, a DoS hammer!
Also, depending on how nasty they were being, they might have lurked long enough to poison the offline backups too. People tend to not actually check them till something goes wrong.
Perhaps that's when the ransom request shall materialise.
What about this is a good idea again? I mean, I am practically speechless here.
You missed both the Doom *and* Wolf3D parts?
There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.