They can't patent this though. Porsche, Mercedes, and BMW will all claim prior art.

More like Peter Gabriel. By the time Phil was leading the band they had definitely lost their way.

Sometimes you need heavier ordinance. When bullets won't do you use mortars, bazookas, missiles, bombs, etc. Or to attack your target with boredom PowerPoint is often your best weapon.

Cool! An OS for my pots and pans that can also scrub them clean!

Take Fox News and MSNBC coverage of any given story and split the difference and you might get something vaguely resembling the truth.

I guess it's illegal to tell you my ROT-520 algorithm is actually (ROT-13 * 40) now.
Doh! I've just committed a crime in the eyes of the Australian government! So much for that Australian vacation.

Hillary Rodham Clinton Bush. One thing I learned from watching "Game of Thrones" is that there is always intermarriage between political families.

Nothing against Canadians in general, just the really annoying ones.
Can we send Donald Trump as well? Let's keep his hair here as a warning to future generations though.

system: slashdot.org
password: ************

I'll have to check that out.

Most of the music I've purchased over the past few years I discovered on streaming sites. I've discovered artists I've never heard of in genres that I thought I knew very well. I've even discovered genres I didn't know existed. Of course none of it is top 40 pop, country, R&B or hip hop so the record companies couldn't care less that I'm supporting some obscure band even if it is one they represent.

...make the best foie gras.

My passwords are on a post-it note stuck to my monitor.
Let's see them crack THAT!

the ??? before 'Profit' in their business plan.

About as much as Fox News or MSNBC.