While you are at it, provinding food and means to grow more to all the humans would be a more worthy goal, and I am sure you agree 100% and will endure having dial up in the meantime.

The war on terrorist currencies (as they'll call them shortly).

Unless the headlight can vaporise oncomming blinded cars before they crash into you, you'll also need a normal laser to take care of them.

... our new AI panda overlords.

A private sector who has no incentive to succeed. Why deliver working software in 6 monthes when you can claim you need two more years and twice the initial money and are reasonably certain to get obtain it ?

Imagine a 3D printer that prints an armor in a week (ridiculously slow). Now imagine 1000 of thems. The army can afford it, they literally burn money all year.

Also being pure C, it's much faster to compile! And that is an often overlooked advantage. My only gripe about GTK is they didn't go all the way and implement it in assembly to make development even faster.

Please say yes ! It can't be worse than the copy-paste support robots at Steam.

Then there will be a boom in consumption of organic products. They can't forbid organic labels, it's too big of an industry already.

"GMOs feed over a billion people" ... and their cancers. (maybe, maybe not. We'll know for sure in 10 to 20 years, thank you america for being our guinea pigs)

Origin do refund games _if you don't like them_. Steam won't refund utterlly broken trash games, except "War Z" which was a disaster. It happened with X:Rebirth very recently: people edit XML savegame to progress through the story. Some others CTD on startup. Steam support won't refund, they say you used the software for 2 hours so they can't and won't, it's alpha quality at best sold 50 USD. Origin would refund, Amazon would refund, Steam tells you to GTFO. I was a rabid Steam fan once, no longer.

"Snowden was a bankster ! He funnelled billions and billions to offshore accounts with his NSA know-how, he's responsible for the housing bubble and crash !"

You never know when a world leader goes Al Qaeda suicide bomber all of a sudden, unless you listen it her calls. I'm sure Angela Merkel wears a Burqa secretly when alone at home.

Well... let's see. Input:

Output:
- CO2 (there's an engine in that that burns CO from dead plant)
- Charcoal = Carbon.

So we input CO2 and it outputs CO2 and coal. Now unless you don't believe in conservation of mass, or that lumps of charcoal can floats in the atmosphere then it means there's less CO2 in the atmosphere as a result of treating the dead plants with this machine.

Just wait for next week story: "The NSA can't fucking bring up their servers, whole datacenter crashes in a chaotic storm of network packets"