but I'm more interested in why the plane necessarily hits the water and immediately shreds or compresses and kills everyone upon impact.
We have some pretty good assumptions and some knowledge which will give an inevitable result:
The weight of the plane is about 150 to 200 tonnes without fuel.
The plane most likely lost thrust at pretty close to cruising altitude.
We can assume cruising altitude of approx 20000ft (6000m) give or take a few thousand feet
The plane was flying for hours over the open ocean without any attempt at correcting the direction to land. Australia is easy to find and would only need a small correction. Based on this, we can assume that there were nobody piloting it.
So it is safe to assume that it lost power around cruising altitude, and after that descended uncontrolled to the ocean. Without power, it would lose forward speed. Gravity kicks in. Vertical speed increases. There are nobody in the plane who can convert vertical speed to horizontal speed to enable a soft landing. Water is hard. Very hard. The result is inevitable.
So they should like RTFA?
Preferably. But we have to accept that some people may just come here for something like this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...
A plane running out of fuel doesn't drop like a rock. Some of them can glide. Some have had full engine failure and landed safely in the Hudson River.
The plane which landed in Hudson River had lost the engines, but was under control by an experienced and fully alert pilot.
If a plane flies over the ocean for several hours, it is highly likely that it is flying on autopilot with no pilot controlling it. If there was a pilot controlling it, why would he not try to reach land? Without a competent pilot, landing on water will destroy the plane.
At high speeds, wouldn't an air plane potentially skip across the surface without completely wrecking?
In a word: No.
First: Due to its weight, it would definitely not "skip across the water". Its structure would simply not withstand the shock.
Also, the plane would need to land on water at a very specific angle and with as low speed as possible to "land" and not "crash".
As the plane crashed due to being out of fuel, it is totally unthinkable that it landed at that exact angle, and in perfect balance.
I thought that maybe a bunch of spy satellites picked up and stored the broadcasts,
Why would a spy satellite pick up and store information that is pretty much publicly available?
And why did it take three weeks to do that analysis?
Actually, it is in the interview that the post is based on... You should check it, It is quite informative.
My next phone is going to be the simplest phone I can get with tethering.
Unfortunately, I have not found a simple phone with tethering. Not that I have looked too hard, but it seems that the basic models do not have it.
What I want is a phone
Seems most manufacturers (and users?) forgot the "phone" bit. A good old dumb Nokia beat all of them when it comes to voice quality and coverage.
Don't panic.