Comment Re:Well that does solve the vertical video problem (Score 1) 139
NO ONE's brain defaults to QWERTY!
NO ONE's brain defaults to QWERTY!
It's interstellar Unicorn vomit - ejected our way from the taping of "Mythological Beasts Gone Wild" during spring break, beyond Arcturus.
Aye. 'Tis the "Runcible" our lad is thinkin' of, Captain.
ERMERGERD! It's FULL of STARZ!
Y'alls stil livin'
Toe jam canape...
How do I say it? In just one word? How do I proclaim the way you won me over, once again?
Shall I try to give voice to these feelings? Listen as I whisper in your ear: "QWERTYUIOP"
YAY! YAY! YAY FOR IMPOVERISHED BLACK PEOPLE WHOSE HOMES, LIVELIHOODS, AND FUTURES HAVE BEEN OBLITERATED! BECAUSE NOW THESE TWO RANDO WHITE DUDES WHO ARE LITERALLY JUST DOING THIS AS A HOBBY CAN BECOME FUCKING BILLIONAIRES! YAAAAAAAYYYYY!!!
http://jezebel.com/i-re-watched-forrest-gump-so-no-one-else-ever-has-to-1601861903
"The kind of wholesome, antiseptic universe these androids would create would be purgatory for a man like me!" - Harry Mudd, "I, Mudd" (TOS)
I think this was in the scene, right before he fucked Teddy Ruxpin...
Great bit. Compare and contrast: http://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2013/07/26/smart-homes-hack/
Amazon is just my "IMDB" for books...
The INTERNET OF THINGS
is a TROJAN HORSE.
God. God aint a person. God aint a super-person.
Religion is a crutch, for people who can't handle God.
Once, I had a secret love...
So I told a friendly star
The way that dreamers often do
Just how wonderful you are
And why I am so in love with you
Now I shout it from the highest hills
Even told the golden daffodils
At last my heart's an open door
And my secret love's no secret anymore
"Don't try to outweird me, three-eyes. I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal." - Zaphod Beeblebrox in "Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy"