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Comment The Beastie Boys version is more accurate (Score 2, Informative) 767

Paul Revere
by The Beastie Boys

Now here's a little story, I've got to tell
About three bad brothers, you know so well
It started way back in history
With Adrock, M.C.A., and me, Me Mike D,

They had a little horsy named Paul Revere
Just me and my horsy and a quart of beer
Riding across the land,and kicking up sand
Sheriff's posse on my tail cause I'm in demand
One lonely Beastie I be
All by myself, with nobody
The sun is beating down on my baseball hat
The air is gettin' hot, the beer is getting flat
I was lookin' for a girl, I ran into a guy
His name is M.C.A., I said, "Howdy", he said, "Hi"

He told a little story, that sounded well rehearsed
Four days on the run and that he's dying of thirst
The brew was in my hand, and he was on my tip
His voice was hoarse, his throat was dry, he asked me for a sip
He said, "Can I get some?"
I said, "You can't get none!"
Had a chance to run
Pulled out his shotgun
Quick on the draw, I thought I'd be dead
He put the gun to my head and this is what he said,

"Now my name is M.C.A., I've got a license to kill
I think you know what time it is, it's time to get ill
Now what do we have here, an outlaw and his beer
I run this land, you understand, I make myself clear."
We stepped into the wind, he had a gun, I had a grin
You think this story's over but it's ready to begin

Now, "I got the gun, you got the brew
You got two choices of what you can do
It's not a tough decision as you can see
I can blow you away or you can ride with me" I said,
I'll ride with you if you can get me to the border
The sheriff's after me for what I did to his daughter
I did it like this, I did it like that
I did it with a whiffleball bat
So I'm on the run, the cop's got my gun
And right about now, it's time to have some fun
The King Adrock, that is my name
And I know the fly spot where they got the champagne."
We rode for six hours then we hit the spot
The beat was a bumping and the girlies was hot
This dude was staring like he knows who we are
We took the empty spot next to him at the bar
M.C.A. said, "Yippe Yo, you know this kid?"
I said, "I didn't.", but I know he did
The kid said, "Get ready cause this ain't funny
My name's Mike D. and I'm about to get money."
Pulled out the jammy, aimed it at the sky
He yelled, "Stick 'em up!", and let two fly
Hands went up and people hit the floor
He wasted two kids that ran for the door
"I'm Mike D. and I get respect
Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect"
M.C.A. was with it and he's my ace
So I grabbed the piano player and I punched him in the face
The piano player's out, the music stopped
His boy had beef, and he got dropped
Mike D. grabbed the money, M.C.A. snatched the gold
I grabbed two girlies and a beer that's cold.

Comment Re:Link to Wikipedia (Score 1) 767

Uh, no. Graffiti is generally not created on surfaces specially prepared for graffiti, but on other people's property. The "graffiti" is the whole point of Wikipedia. Some is good graffiti, some is bad graffiti, but the graffiti artists themselves graffiti over the bad graffiti.

Comment Re:I guess I just won't buy stuff online anymore. (Score 1) 454

You have an idealistic view of the free market. You seem to have this odd belief that the halls of power are somehow going to not be stocked full of the powerful.

I guess your way would work if we had some cops on the beat to regulate the market and keep it free instead of running it like the wild west, where only criminals can play.

Comment Re:No, a setup by Andrew Breitbart (Score 1) 275

First, anything from Andrew Breitbart requires extraordinary proof, as the man has proved himself an amoral serial liar.

0) He had a campaign stop in Seattle on that date, that's well known.
1) Not his skin tone. He has more olive skin, this guy was pretty white.
2) As I mentioned, dude has a small package. He didn't want to say, "No, that's not mine, mine is tiny."
3) The EXIF data DOES NOT show it was a blackberry model owned by Weiner
4) This was sent from a yfrog account, using the auto-tweet function, as evidenced by the screenshots
5) False. Just a plain old lie, really. No reputable source is reporting this, where do you even get your information? Oh, that's right, you make it up.
6) Weiner HAS opened an investigation, I won't be surprised to see Breitbart in jail soon. He has ALSO retained a private lawyer.
7) Show me some proof.
8) The hacker didn't need to gain control of his twitter account, it was a yfrog hack. Yfrog let you email a photo to an unsecured address, and the site automatically put it up and tweeted it.

You believe what you want to believe, of course. This was the best they could come up with, these guys are fucking ass-clowns. Retarded ass-clowns. They will be caught, and they will face prison time. Breitbart is already leaking really embarrassing emails from the guy who faked this in a transparent attempt to distance himself from this whole fiasco, but it won't work. THAT is why Wiener is playing coy, he plans to utterly destroy Breitbart.

This whole thing is just an attempt to deflect attention away from Clarence Thomas, and smear the guy who is publicly calling for an investigation into Thomas' tax evasion, his wife's acceptance of hundreds of thousands of dollars in 'consulting fees' to lobby against the Affordable Care act, Thomas' attempt to cover this up, and his refusal to recuse himself from the case. This was the best they could do because they are desperate and out of time. They, and you, will lose but our country will win.

Comment Re:Summary: he's not handling it right (Score 1) 275

Weiner engaged a lawyer first thing, of course he is not going to say anything that would jeopardize the prosecution. Brietbart started throwing his co-conspirators under the bus today, leaking some early emails from them. This is going to be fun. Hopefully, Breitbart will face jail time, but even keeping him silent until after we prosecute Clarence Thomas for tax fraud and re-elect Obama, it's a fucking HUGE win for the Democrats. With weasels like Breitbart, you just need to give them enough rope to hang themselves and eventually, they will.

Let's make it a point to revisit this when the results are in, I'm looking forward to rubbing your face in it.

Comment Re:No, a setup by Andrew Breitbart (Score 1) 275

The investigation is happening, so we will see, won't we? I am so looking forward to it. Finally, that lying asshole Breitbart is going to get what's coming to him. I can't fucking wait. Seriously, this whole thing has made me SO happy. It will eventually come out WHY these fuckers did this, too. Clarence Thomas is getting his ass recused from the Affordable Care act case, and possibly axed from the bench for his crimes. The right is going down in fucking flames, as the nation is waking up to what they really are: fascists.

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