NO! Let me have my fantasy that JarJar was killed when Palpatine dissolved the Senate. Painfully, horrifyingly, and completely dissolved.

I owned a Windows phone and I hated it. I hated it so much I replaced it with a blackberry. I don't care how awesome the next Windows phone will be, I'm not buying another one.

I wish I had your calculator. Rouge hackers with physical access can cause a DOS attack by install masking tape over my calculator's solar cell and thus prevent useful operations until the tape is physically removed.

so you're saying I should get my own 900 number (US based number). It could work. Have a prompt like "by staying on the line, you agree to pay $50 a minute. If you do not agree, press 5 now." At the right price I'd enjoy receiving robocallers.

Cartridges.

Programs come installed on RAM bearing cartridges. Need more memory to save your photoshop files? well, you should have bought the Pro version with a larger SSD. Not enough RAM to render your CAD drawing? Too bad you didn't by the Enterprise Extended Edition, it came with 32Gb of RAM and a faster GPU.

Wouldn't this be clearer for the slashdot crowd?

int [] nameProjectFromDate( int [] date ){
int i = date.length -1
while( i > 1 ){
          int tmp = date[i];
        date[i--] = date[i];
        date[i] = tmp;
}
return date;
}
(and yes I should have made it a void method that edited date directly, but you're not paying me to make good code.)

Speaking of ends, one day you'll pass on your duties. How do you envision the kernel and the Linux ecosystem after passing your reigns?

Put me down for 0.5 since I check it 1 day per fortnight and I don't use any features besides app blocking, ignoring people, and rejecting photo tags.

The fifth rule of copyright is that all copyrights not held by big rights aggregators and media monopolies are inconvenient^W automatically invalid and ownership is to be transferred to the appropriate copyright holding body for safe keeping and royalty collections.

Given the numerous articles about copyright enforcement bots recently, it makes me wonder why there is so little human oversight about account banning. Or even attempting to match the author to the work to the copyright in question to the offending post. Apparently, it is better to throw out all the apples, and review the ones that that claim they aren't bad.

It also makes me wonder why it seems difficult to talk to an actual person at google about account restoration. I hope to never have to go through the process.

I would find it more appropriate to name a human exploration rocket, lunar lander, or mars lander after him than a boat. It's about the same as naming a covered 'exploration' wagon after Columbus.

I don't know what's better, a government that determines and redefines your rights at their leisure or a government that defines your rights, and then passes secret and not-so-secret laws that supersede and suspend your rights for the government's convenience.

I looked up the error, good chance it's the HFS+ drivers installed with bootcamp. Once the full time guys controlling the image disabled them, the iMacs have been rock steady. Of course I think the only time they're in Windows these days is when I update Windows.

Somebody hasn't read the relevant xkcd.