While you're interested in Lady Gaga and Snooki, I'm interested in how you got this past the capslock filter.

Could we find a position for Paul at Oracle?

Bold number 6 as well. From the original emails as well as emails from earlier SNAFU recorded on http://www.natesnetwork.com/Poor-customer-service, he seems to have troubles keeping to financial/shipping commitments.

Venn diagram should be more like this: 8
because the GP is the one and only person who eats at Cracker Barrel and wants to drive an electric car.

Let's also point out that before the colonist, there were expeditions that came to the Americas and returned to Europe with their evidence that it could support a colony. So... perhaps there should be a round-trip mission to Mars to survey how fucking hard it would be to live on that rock.

I don't know what's taught in US schools these days, but it was clear during my education that Christopher Columbus did not sail on the Mayflower and give grace during the first Thanksgiving.

While we're patenting things, we should patent the process of how to submit a patent. That way we can sue everybody applying for patents.

Clearly the liberals sent the moon back in time after creating it. JFK meant it was time to send techs to the moon and start up the spy circuits. It took 6 landings to fire everything up and fix all the broken hardware. Since then it has only had software upgrades. That's why Obama wants to go back to the moon, to provided it with much needed hardware upgrades.

6 cores to perform the Users' work.
2 cores to to watch it done.
and 1 unite them and to bind them in the dark.

nice... I like the red vs blue slip you put in there.