its worse when you get one stuck in your butt crack cuz you happen to be showing off your plumber (don't ask -- just know its very very uncomfortable).

-=Kingpin=-

"The internet is for porn"

<quote><p>... been out of a job long enough to burn through your unemployment and savings and have already given up everything else on the list. Without a job, will you take advantage of COBRA to keep your healthcare (paying the entire huge cost yourself)?</p><p></quote>

I read this and thought.. "what does CORBA, let alone Java, have to do with healthcare costs?"

Everything must go -- FIRE SALE!! bwah-- all of this cyberterror **it reminds of a stupid movie with stupid actors running around trying to stop the CYBER bully from taking control of the U.S!!!

Get off my lawn and go away with the CyberTerror CRAP!

If they are travelling from Alaska they can stop between Hyder and Smithers and plug into the rear of some random moose. In all seriousness tho there are stretches of that Hi-way where there is nothing but trees. As for houses you have the old draft dodgers that took their trailers up there and squatted on random land -- so now you have trailers that have been added on to with more trailers and even attached to mobile homes (quite odd indeed to see). But, still no power.

I would hate to see what would happen if that care struck a Northern BC Moose.

I may not be able to check it out but at least its printed and I can read it....There are thousands of documents that are to be imaged and tell me...how many of them are we able to get a copy of to read and peruse?

They are missing a fairly dirty job in IT... Help Desk / Service Desk / Catch All Desk / fix it its not working desk..... Spend a year here and see what you think of your sanity and cleanliness after. Most of these people wouldn't know about network problems or pr0n infesting spyware unless the Help Desk dealt with it first.

I Prefer saying i'm from Delta, BC Canada just so I can use the postal V4G 1N4

I learned how to drive by playing uberous amounts of Mario Kart -- I always keep a wary eye out for Banana peels and green shells.....

What does the agreement look like that the students / parents signed when the devices were loaned? Is there any fine print about monitoring the device for safety or that there are measures in place to check on the safety of the device etc etc etc.... not to undermine the seriousness of the situation as i'd be seriously peeved if someone had turned on the webcam / microphone etc on my kids loaner laptop.

Twiggle

you're right -- I used to use Emacs but no i've switched to VI -- Notepad doesn't work in my OS of choice (natively)

So what happens when you get a fraction of a 30 atom thick splinter from this crap in your finger? or worse all over your body? I don't even want to imagine what would happen if the surface were to shatter or splinter.

"you require more minerals"