When it involves children.

Your coming across as an angry individual. Perhaps you should loose the attitude, and losen up a little. Their is a saying, "Pick you're battles" -- this isn't one of them. But they're will be other opportunities, just hang in their.

Slight correction on the math: if there are 7 million programmers, and 1 in a million enjoy reading source code, there should be 7 total. You are one of them, thus there should be 6 other dudes like you.

And I am one of those 6.

The search is on for the other 5 dudes like us.

I know you're being facetious, but... I was a porker throughout my entire youth, weighing 240 by the time I graduated high school. I started smoking shortly afterwards, and within a year I lost 70 pounds. In the 12 years that have passed, I have gained back 30 of them. I'm 30 now and still smoke. If you've never smoked before, chances are that if you started you would lose weight fairly rapidly for a while ... but I do *not* recommend picking up the habit.

With a wooden stake, garlic, and holy water, under the light of a full moon.

There's a joke in here somewhere... but I'm far too sober to find it.

I can't figure out if you were trying to be funny or not, but Tetris (and its "opposite" Jenga) were great practice for many things to be encountered later in life:

• Packing a box or suitcase
• Loading a trunk or truck with items of different shapes and sizes
• Fitting frozen goods of various shapes and sizes into a small freezer, and later, extricating one of them without having all of the others come with it