"It's in a weird space between the two that no one is interested in. "
People who don't want to own both a laptop AND a tablet aren't really that weird.
You're putting words in my mouth. I never said those people were weird. I said the space between the two classes of device was weird. Big difference. And not wanting to own both a laptop and tablet is fine, but there are different ways to approach that objective besides trying to make a tablet that acts like a laptop or a laptop that acts like a tablet, both of which have been tried numerous times and failed to gain any traction.
Your basic complaint is that it's overpriced and that's pretty much it. I remember the days when everyone here considered Macs to be overpriced.... wonder how that worked out for Apple.
My basic "complaint" isn't a complaint at all, which is to say, I have no problems with the situation, I'm merely analyzing why it's not working out for them and why I don't expect that to change. Even so, your comparison to Apple doesn't work, since you're ignoring the fact that the value proposition for Macs changed dramatically over the years (from overpriced nonsense that nearly brought Apple to bankruptcy, to overpriced in terms of hardware but offering significant value in other regards, to (mostly) overpriced in no way), whereas that hasn't happened with the Surface.
And it's a mischaracterization of what I said to suggest that it's merely an issue with it being overpriced. It's not just that, though that is one side to the coin. The other side to the coin is that it's under-performing in the areas that matter. To keep the price down after adding the tablet features, they had to skimp on the hardware that would have made it a competitive laptop while also shackling it with a PC OS that is getting overwhelmingly negative reviews, which means that they skimped on the simplicity that would have made it a compelling tablet. That's on top of the fact that it's coming up incredibly short in comparisons between the various app stores.
People who don't want to own both a laptop and tablet are perfectly reasonable for wanting that, but what they want is a full-fledged laptop and a full-fledged tablet, not something that comes up short in both regards.