Since it has become evident that the moon is haunted, hence the presence of such a computer on the moon would be a disaster for all mankind; ghosts do not understand technology, even those that haunt the moon, and if one where to find this computer, it could type in the wrong commands and cause terrible things to happen.

"the average, movie going, lobotomized, audience member"
And what, exactly, seperates you from the great, unwashed masses? Please, oh Great One...I want to know! Is it your lack of social skills? Your aspergers? Your overweight, pasty fattiness?

If you honestly think 'true' sci-fi is too intelligent for cinema, you're a fucking idiot.

Well done for just taking the Slashdot tabloid headline for granted and not actually finding out the facts. Had you done that, you would realise that the site was not, in fact, taken down because it contained anything The Man would be unhappy with, but because the people responsible for it where fanatics found guilty of criminal damage, threats, smear campaigns and a hole host of other nasty shit.

It is very likely that the moon is haunted; if we were to build such a dangerous device on the moon, there is a chance that a ghost would find it, and, not knowing how such a device works, it might press the wrong buttons or something and make it go horribly wrong.

I am thinking of going there and need to know if the moon is haunted. If the moon *is* haunted, what kind of ghosts can I expect to find there?

I need to know - I have also designed similar materials using Gimp, running on Ubuntu Linux, but I don't want them being put to use on a haunted planet.