Just De-Gauss the infected hard drive

With my heart beating and my lungs breathing.

Wrong. When apple did their "I'm a PC, I'm a Mac" marketing campaing, it was perfectly clear they referred to Windows against OSX. They specifically insisted that a Mac and a PC are different, but the geeks we are know that PCs and Macs are almost the same on their hardware base. So what they referred to was about the OS they run.

AND I AM NOT AN APPLE FANBOY! I have no Mac computers, no iPods, no iPhone

Anonymous Coward? Or Anonymous Canadian? Eh?

Why call them safes then? Let's call them UnSafes!

Jurassic. Park.

Better idea: Google Translate

How would you call that? Languagism?

It is unlabeled, but if you search Google Maps for "Persian Gulf", you get a pin right in the target. Strange though that it is not labeled at all.

And open the file. If corrupted, it will not look as it should. ;-)

Noooo! No sunlight in the basement! That'Ms why we live in the basement, to get few or no sunlight! ;-)

At this point, "Too overzealous" can apply, even if it is not good english.

And then, Google could sue the government for creating a law that has had them sued for complying with it?

Your best souvenirs are just a flash of light away. However, you have to accept to be lobotomized and have a laser trigger some cells in your brain, but this is just a detail!

I rather close my eyes and think about stuff that I can remember. I can even think about stuff that has not happened yet :-)

Didn't RTFA, as usual.

IANAL, but if there are so many customers being ripped off that way, why not start a class action lawsuit? You could get more than this tiny 3$ for each consumer involved, and could put some public attention on the poor business practices of the company.

However, not knowing a lot about the US market, maybe everyone already knows that, and many people continue to do business with AT&T...