With iKeg's Technology We Guarantee You Will Never Run Out of Beer
The only time I run out of beer, I've likely already had enough. I don't see this as a problem inherent to beer.
you'll realize almost immediately that SteadyServ isn't making equipment for home use, but for bars and taverns that serve draft beer.
If you told me someone was selling draft beer supplies (or whatever this crap is), my first assumption would be that it was for bars and taverns, not for home use. Thanks for taking time to point out the obvious.
With the new iKeg® system, we aim to ensure that you get your beer, in the right place, at the right time.
This sounds like the way I already get my beer. I can't say I ever get a beer in the wrong place, at the wrong time. Can you also make the beer a liquid?
We also want to simplify the lives of all the hard-working people in the beer industry.
Not to trash on bartenders or anything, but grabbing a class, putting it under a tap, and pulling the lever for about 8-10 seconds already sounds quite simple. I actually can't think of too many jobs that pay as well as bartending that are much simpler. Yes, it's hectic on a Friday night, but you're still just pouring beer.
Wouldn't it be wonderful to help keep America from running out of draft beer?
I already addressed this, but it is clear that you're not getting it. There is plenty of draft beer available. If you live in a place where there are only three available choices on tap, I feel for you, but I can already go across the street and order a pint from a selection of about 15 local beers, along with the standard selection of decent beers available at any proper bar. I have yet to go to the bar and have them tell me, "Sorry, we don't have any beer today."
From the summary, I get the impression that the marketing drone that wrote this doesn't actually have an idea of what beer is.