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Submission + - Borat's Swimsuit Cited as Prior Art in Patent Rejection (hollywoodreporter.com)

eldavojohn writes: Although Slashdot has been known to conjure up a lot of claims of prior art in software patents, Sacha Baron Cohen (or his alias "Borat") appears to be a pioneer in "scrotal support garments" featuring the latest technologies in his movies years before the patent applications flow. Another commentator points out that prior art can come from non-traditional sources but anyone familiar with old sci-fi knows that some of the worst fictional plots can be adorned with amazingly inventive tools and devices. Of course the applicant, Donald R. Quinn, has requested extra time before this rejection becomes final. Perhaps he will revise the design to additionally loop around the neck or simply sling around the ears instead of shoulders?

Comment Re:Alert W3C posting exploit code! (Score 1) 134

Please don't confuse the World Wide Web Consortium with the shitty spam farm known as W3Schools.

There is no confusion. The satire benefits from the brevity of the w3schools and jquery links rather than the firehose of information at http://www.w3.org/Submission/web-forms2/#for-javascript, for example.

Comment Alert W3C posting exploit code! (Score 3, Funny) 134

I visited this rogue site that posts hostile code exploits and learned how to circumvent user privacy....

http://www.w3schools.com/jsref/met_form_submit.asp

Even worse, this malware generating site makes exploit code even easier...

http://api.jquery.com/submit/

And yes, I used the most evil and corrupt search engine ever invented (past and future) to locate these hacker havens

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Journal Journal: The new mandate

I have found it helpful to develop my own simple philosophy of life. I call this philosophy The New Mandate. It is very short and sweet so read carefully in case you miss it:

I shall attempt to direct my efforts toward the betterment of those around me and to the benefit of humanity

I shall not disadvantage or otherwise cause harm to another

I shall take extraordinary steps to help those who are in need

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Submission + - French court frowns on Google autocomplete, issues (arstechnica.com)

Lexx Greatrex writes: Google had been sued by insurance company Lyonnaise de Garantie, which was offended by search results including the word "escroc," meaning crook, according to a story posted Tuesday by the Courthouse News Service. "Google had argued that it was not liable since the word, added under Google Suggest, was the result of an automatic algorithm and did not come from human thought," the article states. "A Paris court ruled against Google, however, pointing out that the search engine ignored requests to remove the offending word... In addition to the fine, Google must also remove the term from searches associated with Lyonnaise de Garantie."

Comment Re:Irony follows (Score 1) 373

What we need is to extend copyright, broader and stronger patents and generaly to beef up all IP laws. How about automatic injunctions for all accusations of patent infringement, like SOPA and PIPA gives copyright holders? That should spur on innovation!

Oh, and cut taxes and gov't spending!

The only unfortunate thing about your statement is that its brilliant irony will be lost on the masses. So I will frame it in a way even the politicians can understand... Once upon a time there was a boy who cried wolf. One evening the villagers heard a commotion over the Internet. They assembled in the town square around the body of a slain child. It was only then they realized there was no boy, it was the wolf all along.

Comment Re:Well that's funny, cos my country just (Score 1) 398

The founders' opinions are important because they inform us as to the meaning of the Constitution. And the Constitution is important because it defines the federal government. It has an amendment process that has been used 27 times, so it has been re-written to some degree. For the most part, the Constitution is not ambiguous. For example, the famous controversies in interpretation of the 2nd amendment and the privileges or immunities clause of the 14th amendment arose because certain people did not like the plain meaning of the text. The meanings were clear to the people who wrote and passed those sections. The intent can be unambiguously determined by examining the debates surrounding their passage. The 2nd amendment was intended to protect an individual right to own and carry military-grade weapons in public. The privileges or immunities clause was supposed to prevent states from violating rights enshrined in the Constitution. Both clauses have been twisted to entirely different and illogical meanings by judges who didn't like the original intent. That is why the original meaning is important. The purpose of the document lies in semantics. If you don't respect the original intent, then you're changing the semantics and you might as well re-write the document. That's why there is an amendment process. The Constitution is not perfect, but it is a very well thought-out document. There were several novel and ingenious aspects to the government it created. One particularly good idea was to enumerate all activities permitted to the government, rather than attempt to enumerate prohibitions. This was intended to preserve liberty by limiting the role of government. Unfortunately the narrow scope of enumerated powers has failed to limit the role of the federal government, but the failure was not necessarily in the Constitution itself; the boundaries have simply been ignored. That is why some Americans seem to worship the Constitution. The government has steadily usurped powers that it was not supposed to have, and whittled away at all manner of guaranteed individual rights. If we did things the "right" way by strictly following the Constitution, American society would be very different and some people might prefer that. (There would also be drawbacks. I tend to like this idea, but some amendments would be necessary.) Consider this: in the founders' time, there were no income taxes or professional police departments. The federal government was originally oriented toward matters of foreign policy, and revenue was provided by tariffs. The founders probably would have considered modern policing to be similar to the standing armies that they feared as instruments of oppression. And nobody would have thought the federal government could restrict the plants that people grow on their own land, the food they eat or sell locally, or the weapons they carry when traveling. George Washington's cabinet had what, 4 members? Contrast that with modern times.

Well spoken indeed.

Comment Re:Well that's funny, cos my country just (Score 1) 398

The sticking part of the Sedition Act is this: "shall willfully utter, print, write, or publish any disloyal [...] language about the form of government of the United States". This is where it essentially makes any opinion against the government criminal, and that is unconstitutional. Where this was moderated in modern American law is that it was narrowed down to 'overthrowing'. It is quite a different and more specific matter than the broad word 'disloyal' which was used in that period to charge and imprison many persons who did not advocate anything more than "radical" (relative to the American mainstream) ideologies or systems of government. The legal prohibition of advocating the overthrow of the government is constitutional because such an overthrow would necessitate illegal means (violence, coercion), whereas the earlier prohibition of 'disloyal language' effectively bars otherwise constitutionally protected activities of organizing political movements and voting for change within the existing political framework. How's that for indefensible, condescending AC shitbag?

Our safety, our liberty, depends upon preserving the Constitution of the United States as our fathers made it inviolate. The people of the United States are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution. — Abraham Lincoln

Comment Re:Well that's funny, cos my country just (Score 1) 398

"You have the right to speak regardless of which medium you choose to exercise this right." But their is no write to the access to that medium.

You can not just walk into a TV station and demand a half hour of time, you can not walk into a print shop and demand they print your document. You can not demand access to the internet.

The internet like tv, radio, paper, and ink are resources not rights.

What do you not understand about the statement? The right to speak is independent of how it is exercised.

Comment Re:Well that's funny, cos my country just (Score 1) 398

Of course they can deny your access. If you do not own a printing press you can be denied access to one. For radio and TV not only must you have the money to own, rent, or the permission of the owner you must also follow the FCC rules on profanity transmitting power and so on. For the Internet you must have the money to pay for access to it. That is where it is not a right. Freedom of speech means that you can say what ever you want but the available means of communication are not rights outside of using your own mouth and or writing with your own hand and resources.

You have the right to speak regardless of which medium you choose to exercise this right.

So internet access is not a right as covered under the 1st amendment of the constitution. It is just another tool of communication no different than a printing press. A tool that is used by both individuals and the press. Now what they can not do is remove your access to prevent of your exercise of free speech just as they can not take away a printing press that you own.

The common misconception is that the constitution grants rights to the people. The notion of liberty is that rights are innate.

Comment Re:Well that's funny, cos my country just (Score 1) 398

Providing access does not equal preventing the denial of access. You're disagreeing with something the poster did not actually say, and in actuality are agreeing with them.

The previous poster was saying nobody can be forced to give you access to their printing press, radio transmitter, or TV transmitter, not that you cannot access them if you come to a mutually acceptable arrangement with the owner of one or if you own one such device yourself.

Unless you are trolling, I think you have misread both posts.

Comment Re:Well that's funny, cos my country just (Score 2) 398

Interesting should then the government give it to you? Freedom of speech doesn't mean that your are provided access to a printing press, radio transmitter, or TV transmitter.

Correct, it means you cannot be denied access to a printing press, radio transmitter, or TV transmitter should you wish to exercise your right to free speech. Only when your speech is determined by a court under due process of law to harm the rights of others can that speech be eliminated.

Liberty is the result of this process in terms of any action. For example, you have the right to kill. The result of you exercising this right may result in a charge of murder or manslaughter. Because you have a right to due process, it may be found in court that you acted in defense of yourself, your family or your community and that you are not guilty (or never were guilty) of any crime. That is liberty.

You have the right to copy other people's work. The result of you exercising this right may result in a charge of copyright infringement. Because you have a right to due process, a court may find that your use of the work was in the greater interests of the community (fair use) and as such you are not guilty (or never were guilty) of a crime. That is liberty.

Politicians and extermists will try and pervert the meaning of the word liberty, but in a nutshell it is the freedom to act under the rule of law; and is something precious few populations have. Being restrained from any act -- be it speech, homicide or copying a piece of art -- without due process or with the presumption of guilt is not liberty. If you have it, you need to fight for it.

Comment Re:You could make this argument about all laws (Score 3, Insightful) 214

Because people are waking up to the issues in Washington, more and more people are finally starting to get involved. The politicians don't like that, because it can cause bad press (negative reinforcement), challenges during elections (negative reinforcement), and other bad consequences.

Don't blame politicians for behaving that way - they don't have souls.

I think you have struck on key issue... Politicians don't like the idea of a free Internet, they just don't fully understand why right now. The answer is pretty simple, people engaging with each other via social media leads to a population less tolerant of soundbytes and rhetoric. As society becomes more involved in the issues, it demands greater accountability. An activist is born when a personal connection is made to an issue. I for one view SOPA and PIPA as a personal affront to my liberty and will not be satisfied by a hearty speech or weasel words of justification or apology. I want Congress to reject the notion that the US Government has the authority to eliminate free speech anywhere in the world without due process. Especially given that the approval rating for Congress is hovering around 11%, meaning they do not have a mandate to act "for the people" in any case. It remains to be seen if the President is going to act responsibly and veto these bills or kowtow to Congress like he did with by signing in the NDAA -- another liberty smasher that he passed into law while the world was celebrating New Year's eve. The TV channels may not be interested, but politicians can't escape the scrutiny of an entire population via the Internet... at least until they make social media nonviable by enacting something like SOPA, of course.

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