I heard the second level is called "The Trouble With Tribbles"

Maybe if they got rid of the obnoxious blue penis and pointless gore they could have made it PG-13. While they're at it they could have also shaved an hour off the running time.

I have all my most important sites IP addresses written on Post It notes all over my wall.

Bring it!

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I have long awaited the return of fixed width fonts.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/205/504902031_6a2577b848.jpg?v=0

Results not so good... But you won't get those cute comments.

Flat black makes everything look tough. Add duct tape if you need extra man points.