Liberals always have so much compassion and love in their hearts...

But not for those damn Jews, and their dirty, underhanded Jew ways.[/melgibson]

Boy, talk about cognitive dissonance. Liberals openly despise all war and conflict, until it's targeted at people they don't like. Yep, sounds about normal.

Let's see here... an animal rights group flying a camera drone over private property full of gun-loving people they happen to have pissed off... yeah, um, how else would that turn out?

Need I remind the tree-huggers that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again, and expecting different results? Or maybe they're getting the exact result they really want - lots of publicity for the low, low price of $4000 a pop.

http://xkcd.com/605/

This morning at 8AM, the temperature was 54 degrees F. The temperature at 3PM is 75 degrees F. Scientists predict that by next week, the Earth's surface will turn to magma.

If a generator's sitting idle in a data center, and the power never goes out, is it working?

You know, I heard data centers in Bangalore also had perfect uptime during Hurricane Sandy. Well, at least the ones that weren't suffering from brownouts.

A "future" in commodity trading is a legal contract between two parties that says "I am obligated to buy X amount of {commodity} at price Y on date Z." Many people speculate with futures, but they are most often used by suppliers and manufacturers to establish some financial stability from price fluctuations in a volatile commodity market.

Unless you're looking to buy a politician as a personal slave at some point in the future and want to protect yourself from price fluctuations, you are completely off-base and need to do a little more reading before you make yourself look like an even bigger idiot.

Sorry, I just can't approve of a company that doesn't support delicious chicken sandwiches.

But no, really - I see what's going on here. "We're tolerant of everything - unless it's something we don't find culturally acceptable." Yep, that passes liberal scrutiny.

Because we need to protect our retirees' rights to print off funny e-mails in blue 24-point Comic Sans and mail them to their family and friends.

Wait, how did you get a hold of my family Christmas photos?

FTFY.

I know a very mobile platform with great battery life that can offer more:

A book.

Why do we need to buy our children $300 mobile game systems to sate them? Are they that mindless, and their parents so careless, that they need to be electronically entertained and stimulated every waking minute of the day?

[/oldmanrant]

From Wikipedia:

A Slashdotter with some mod points read this phrase, paused for a second in deep thought, nodded his head approvingly, and modded this glaringly sarcastic post "Insightful".

We're all fucking doomed.

Old enough to employ hyperbole in my rhetoric. ;)

Sorry, I said "whether I voted yet" when I meant to say "whether I was planning to vote." Please take note of this change for all future responses.

Sincerely, The Management