Apple doesnt let you watch youtube per se, just their castrated version of it. Apple to youtube is what AOL to Internet.

and cloaked the planet!

The Church holds monopoly on Confusion Between Reality & Fiction and resents others getting into its lucrative enterprise!

No worries about it taking over the world, it will get bogged down on 4chan and lolcats.

Many of the systems running XP are worth less than the upgrade to Windows 7. There are many people running systems that were donated to them by their more tech-savvy neighbors and friends - I donated 2 of my old desktops and one of my old laptops that all had XP Pro on them. I am the local "computer guy" and most of the folks who ask me to tend to their old systems are running P4 boxes with XP Pro. There are also tons of off-lease HP/Dell/Emachines/Gateway systems being sold on ebay in the hundred bucks range that come pre-loaded with XP. The only way these people will be upgrading to Windows 7 would be if it will come installed on their next system. This is not a reflection on Microsoft - just the economic reality of the times.

then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. This has become a showmanship competition, Colbert and Stewart are riding Becks coat-tails to sell themselves just like Beck.

the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse! Way to go California :(

HEMP!

Anonymous source close to the investigation says that Jens Best had choked on a wide angle lens that was shoved down his throat, his netbook was found firmly embedded in his rectum. There was much rejoicing.

Oh fuck just realized I forgot to include Linux in the list of major religions :( Mia Culpa!!!

Just read your summary, its right on the money, boggles the mind why it got yanked :( I think Slashdot is moving from being a news place for nerds to being a battleground for religions like Mac, Palm, Windows and Android...

Oh, God, Lionel.
You have been hurt.
You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear.
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you? Who hurt you?
Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

Oh, God, Lionel.
You have been hurt.
You have been hurt by somebody, that much is clear.
Who hurt you?
Who hurt you? Who hurt you?
Who hurt you? Who hurt you?

So far, and for a while now, all this has been but site that collects peoples emails. There is NO SOFTWARE, just a promise that it's "Coming Soon"... Pardon the skepticism, but this could just be a misguided stunt by a butthurt developer to try and leverage public interest or a more nefarious scam, or just attention whoring.

by adding one more Harward law school person to the hive mind - oh yeah we are going to have "diversity" coming out of our SCOTUS now