read about 'dummynet' (google 'dummynet mac os x' ) - it will allow you to reduce his bandwidth on the network to whatever slow level you want to give him. It is a part of the ipfw package on Mac OS X. Have fun!

and I really enjoy trying to make any complaint about their crappy coverage (for example, downtown Decatur GA).. "We show 3 bars of coverage there"... blah blah blah... and they can't seem to handle handoff between particular towers either (at least places I know around the Atlanta area always result in a call drop while traveling along the same path...

... late at night, after they close.

IN THE UK. We in the United States use more traditional methods of getting you to cough up the passwords: http://www.xkcd.com/538

Ed Nisley of Circuit Cellar shared an interesting statistic a couple of years ago - that it costs approximately $2 per watt per year. This counts both the supplying the power to the computer, and the power to the fans and chillers to take it out...Needless to say, I don't put friend's servers in my basement....

In addition, staying technical is in a lot more demand than managerial skills....

Do you like children? If you don't, don't become a manager. A *lot* of the job is getting people to act like adults..
Similarly, do you have control over budgets and people? Who would you answer to? What would be the expectations from your boss over the next 6 months?
Is your boss competent? If not, trouble.

What a joke! I just tried this on my wife's Vista laptop. Your two options for account creation are 'administrator' or 'standard account', with 'standard' being the first defaulted choice. The only problem with this is that you can't install software at all with the standard account. Good luck with trying to install Microsoft Office from a standard account...
There is so much software out there that simply won't install correctly if the user is not an administrator, I don't even try any more...
And of course, this does nothing for the bulk of Windows home users, running Windows XP. These are the principal vectors of most malware...

Linux would never have the same level of bugs as Windows, for one simple reason. The default user configuration on Windows in a home environment is that any user has administrative rights (which is not the case, by and large, in corporate environments). This is primarily due to the vast majority of Windows applications being unable to install correctly if the user does not have administrator capability.

This leads to all sorts of bogus cruft getting installed on machines by users who are without a clue with computer security, and simply don't know to install tools like NoScript or SiteAdvisor and to pay attention to the warnings they generate.

Linux's in general do not run normal users with superuser capabilities, which stops a lot of garbage from getting installed on machines in the first place.

'set mode binary' prior to moving the file. I bet the file you are moving isn't a text file with CR-LF line terminations as normally found in DOS, or one side is set and the other isn't.

Ritchie's Law - assume you have screwed something up *first*, before blaming the tool...