Oh, shit, wait...sorry, I read that as "Which Grad Students _Make Us_ the Most Miserable?"

...Benihana really doesn't have any room to complain. On the other hand, if the blogger was pulling a Deadspin vs. ESPN move, they *should* go after him.

Can I play Combat with it? That way, I can pull the good ol' "shoot-him-through-the-wall" trick and then watch when it gets all pissed off and throws the controller at me.

My solution, while similar, would instead employ RPGs (or other appropriate weaponry) in a procedure known as "blow them the fuck up."

Assange Bailed by Ass Clown

I hope that you're completely wrong, but I sadly suspect that you are completely correct.

Well, what the hell keeps fried chicken in the air, then? QUANTUM PHYSICS, THAT'S WHAT!

I was all ready to break out with the "whoosh"...and then you had to go and mention fried chicken. Because I believe in fried chicken. Delicious, artery-clogging fried chicken.

Rapleaf has agreed to delete all UIDs in its possession, and they have agreed not to conduct any activities on the Facebook Platform (either directly or indirectly) going forward.

Translation: If Rapleaf wants to see the sun rise tomorrow, they will do *exactly* as we say.

Sincerely, Facebook's Legal Team.

I agree. This topic really should have been from the "Solution-in-search-of-a-problem" dept. There's a large amount of tactile feedback that you get with a mouse which would be lost with this "solution". Thanks, but I'll stick with the "problem".

Claiming how stupid someone's argument is, and then countering with a *completely* over-the-top ad hominem attack...always rich. Sorry, what was it that was lame again?

Microsoft is not the only company that does this. For example, I keep seeing these Apple ads where they Photoshop out all of the normal people and replace them with a bunch of murse-toting douchebags.

Meh. I got hit with plenty of "loose roaming black holes" in college, and I'm none the worse for wear. Well, mostly.

In other words, New York and Indy could have provided the desired maps of our oceans with the taxpayer money they are pissing away.

Congratulations, you bit on the Google troll. It's the one thing I just can't stand about Google...they have to politicize everything, however subtly.

Seriously, where the FUCK did this attitude come from that you should only have the least possible amount of knowledge necessary to live your life?

Portugal?