I've just done a few manual installs of Office 2013 and I did not have to set up a Microsoft account during the install procedure, but I actually install media and a volume license. When I installed it manually it doesn't even ask for a license, I had to add it afterwards.
You can disable First Run via GPO, and you can block signing into office online with a GPO. You can also disable prompting to sign in online while saving.
Install the Office 2013 GPO Templates and use:
User Configuration->Policies->Administrative Templates->Microsoft Office 2013->Miscellaneous
Set "Show OneDrive Sign In" to Disabled
Set "Block signing into Office" to Enabled, choose "None allowed" from the dropdown
I've tested this, it completely removes saving to the cloud as an option from the Save As dialog.
For the First Run Wizard, use:
User Configuration->Policies->Administrative Templates->Microsoft Office 2013->Privacy->Trust Center
Set "Disable Opt-in Wizard on first run" to Enabled.
This will not give the user the option to change update settings, presumably you'd have update policies set up using group policy anyway.
If this is for a standalone user, I would imagine there's no option to do this (unless you went in through the UI and disabled it manually.)