Ready for the world's religions?

A study recently found that "Duh" is far more succinct than "You're telling us something we already new", and "No shit sherlock" applies greater annoyance at the repetition of redundant information.

Yes.

On the other hand, it might very well be that without galactic ray radiation shaking up the DNA mix every now and then we'd all still be pond scum right now.

The problem is that we don't have enough people graduating with STEM degrees. All the smart people people at Fox news know this.

Acting as if they invented the Internet; they've been trying to take it over since the 70's.

Get in the way of a good story.

It's akin to someone's 80 year old, 400 lb grandmother barricading herself in her house with a shotgun to prevent 20-something horny frat boys from taking advantage of her body.

Americans bring jet engines on their 180mph trains. Conclusion: Americans are so much more bad ass than Europeans. Now get off the track that runs through my lawn, you socialist hippie.

Exploring Uranus would reveal it contains lots of methane gas.

Especially when you are majoring in criminal justice, a field known for having the policy that any bit of dirt found on you can and will be used by someone who wants to hurt you with it.

Was lost

about sex toys, and then I will see child posts with links that made me wish I never did.

And how many were fired believing that doing the dumb stuff their superiors told them to do would let them avoid being sacrificial goats because higher chains of command would take responsibility? Suppose I should RTFA...

The Media is supposed to publish stories about NASA's plans for humans reaching Mars in 10 years. On even-numbered days of the month The Media is supposed to publish stories about NASA being underfunded and cutting programs to send small robots to it. Jeez, Slashdot, get with the program.