Is selling out to the highest bidder. How dare they.

I have a bad feeling about this...

Can throw a chegger.

There would be exactly one powerpoint slide that goes something like this:

1. Take the consumer's crappy video.
2. Run it through our patent pending thingy and make it look nice.
3. Profit!

Is having two simultaneous girlfriends as awesome as it sounds?

Why not just mandate a H1B be paid at least $100,000 a year, no exceptions. If they're really so good, they deserve the money and $100k would be a bargain.

Don't panic. Just know where your global-sized organic compound absorbent towel is.

So will Spain be replaced by the Caliphate of Córdoba?

Be careful about what you put into writing; if it will be read your bestest friend, it will also be read worstest enemy. Tried and true security strategy used for millennia.

Like you need a hole in the head.

Joint pot czar cloud workflow leaves $7800 up in smoke.

As opposed to a news corporation dutifully maintaining a good RSS feed?

If congress can stage DDOS attacks against itself, why shouldn't it add telecommuting to its repertoire?

I'd prefer to hear about a truce between ardent atheists and fundamentalists where the former stops trying to disprove the existence of a divine creator and the latter stops trying to ban the teaching of evolution.