SoundGuyNoise - Slashdot User

Comment The best reason to ban drone delivery... (Score 3, Funny) 215

by SoundGuyNoise on Monday September 01, 2014 @11:02PM (#47804051) Attached to: Hidden Obstacles For Delivery Drones

Diaper services. The worst time to have a midair malfunction.

Comment Rebooting (Score 3, Insightful) 305

by SoundGuyNoise on Thursday February 20, 2014 @05:23PM (#46298863) Attached to: Why Your Phone Gets OTA Updates But Your Car Doesn't

When you're running late for work, you don't want to wait for your car to reboot to install a software update.

Comment Still no Helpdesk Day (Score 1) 200

by SoundGuyNoise on Friday July 26, 2013 @11:52AM (#44391543) Attached to: How Are You Celebrating National Sysadmin Day?

I'll recognize National Sysadmin Day, when the man approved National Helpdesk Day. We're the front lines, in the trenches!

Comment Robot rights? (Score 1) 248

by SoundGuyNoise on Saturday May 11, 2013 @05:44AM (#43693597) Attached to: How Should the Law Think About Robots?

A robot cannot demand legal rights unless it is programmed to demand legal rights.

Comment Schmucker? (Score 1) 322

by SoundGuyNoise on Wednesday May 08, 2013 @10:12AM (#43664717) Attached to: Are Some of North Korea's Long-Range Missiles Fakes?

"'At first I thought, 'Wow, they finally managed it,' says Markus Schiller, an aerospace engineer working for Schmucker Technologie, a German company that consults on security issues."

Who's the schmuck now?

Comment Degaussers are fun (Score 1) 295

by SoundGuyNoise on Thursday March 28, 2013 @03:18PM (#43305745) Attached to: When Your Data Absolutely, Positively has to be Destroyed (Video)

We have one of the hard drive degaussers in my company. It's like the trap cleaner in Ghostbusters!

Comment Re:It was called RSS Reader (Score 1) 287

by SoundGuyNoise on Saturday March 23, 2013 @10:18PM (#43260809) Attached to: What's the Best RSS Reader Not Named Google Reader?

It didn't work well past Windows XP.

Comment Finally...lyrics (Score 1) 94

by SoundGuyNoise on Friday March 22, 2013 @08:12PM (#43253417) Attached to: Capcom Remastering <em>DuckTales</em> Game

I could never make out the last lines of the theme song for years! Thank you, Capcom!

Comment Re:It was called RSS Reader (Score 1) 287

by SoundGuyNoise on Thursday March 14, 2013 @04:41PM (#43175805) Attached to: What's the Best RSS Reader Not Named Google Reader?

I just started using it, thanks!

Comment It was called RSS Reader (Score 2) 287

by SoundGuyNoise on Thursday March 14, 2013 @11:03AM (#43171139) Attached to: What's the Best RSS Reader Not Named Google Reader?

My favorite used to be RSS Reader (rssreader.com), but it hasn't been updated lately. Basic simple interface: List of feeds on the left, headlines on the right. That's all I want.

Comment Mom knows the answer (Score 1) 418

by SoundGuyNoise on Tuesday March 05, 2013 @06:40PM (#43084983) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: How Best To Set Up a Parent's PC?

You could visit your parents more often!!!

Comment Re:You used to be able to (Score 1) 295

by SoundGuyNoise on Monday February 11, 2013 @05:58PM (#42865535) Attached to: Is It Possible To Erase Yourself From the Internet?

How come OJ Simpson never did that?

Comment No first class, but.... (Score 1) 582

by SoundGuyNoise on Wednesday February 06, 2013 @02:44PM (#42811379) Attached to: US Postal Service Discontinuing Saturday Mail Delivery

Does this mean they'll keep delivering junk mail on Saturdays?

Comment Wolverine? (Score 1) 252

by SoundGuyNoise on Wednesday January 16, 2013 @05:14PM (#42608731) Attached to: Researchers Study Mystery of the Toddler Who Won't Grow

Maybe she's Wolverine, and her immune system is attacking aging as an illness, but it kicked in at age 5 instead of adulthood.

Comment Re:Mannequin Attack (Score 1) 323

by SoundGuyNoise on Friday January 11, 2013 @09:31AM (#42556715) Attached to: Anonymous Files Petition To Make DDoS Legal Form of Protest

Reminds of the time some people drove side by side down a California highway during rush hour, going exactly the 55MPH speed limit.

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