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Comment Re:OMFG, stupid (Score 5, Funny) 644

by jamiesan on Tuesday September 30, 2014 @02:37PM (#48029249) Attached to: Microsoft Announces Windows 10

And if they create a Developer Edition, They can call it Windows Developer Edition X..... WinDEX!

Comment Re:Don't be silly (Score 1) 100

by jamiesan on Thursday August 14, 2014 @09:56AM (#47670191) Attached to: Password Gropers Hit Peak Stupid, Take the Spamtrap Bait

Yeah, this is just penultimate stupid until the next penultimate stupid.

Comment Re:1984 (Score 1) 78

by jamiesan on Wednesday August 06, 2014 @09:26AM (#47613321) Attached to: EFF: US Gov't Bid To Alter Court Record in <em>Jewel v. NSA</em>

But they are all blood. Blood is compulsory.

Comment Re: cretinous because (Score 1) 316

by jamiesan on Wednesday August 06, 2014 @09:11AM (#47613219) Attached to: Verizon Throttles Data To "Provide Incentive To Limit Usage"

or maybe "I've got a bad feeling about this."

or "What a wonderful smell you've discovered"

Comment Re:Media leaks legislation (Score 1) 83

by jamiesan on Wednesday March 05, 2014 @01:11PM (#46409729) Attached to: White House "Privacy Tour" a Flop On Its First Leg At MIT

Harumph

Comment Re:..you'll be able to scream, 'fire the lasers!'" (Score 0) 376

by jamiesan on Wednesday February 12, 2014 @10:18AM (#46228109) Attached to: Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams

Sharks with laserbeams on a plane?

Comment Re:Bionic eye! (Score 1) 102

by jamiesan on Thursday November 21, 2013 @04:20PM (#45484445) Attached to: Bionic Eye Implant Available In US Next Month

Don't forget the crosshairs when linked to your fire arm.

Comment Re:Dream job (Score 1) 263

by jamiesan on Thursday November 21, 2013 @12:26PM (#45482131) Attached to: BP Hired Company To Troll Users Who Left Critical Comments

Line on the left. Once cross each.

Comment Re:World Domination (Score 1) 199

by jamiesan on Tuesday November 19, 2013 @05:36PM (#45467519) Attached to: Warner Bros. Admits To Issuing Bogus Takedowns

But how will we get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants to wear to court?

Comment Re:Ah, they are not dead. (Score 1) 168

by jamiesan on Tuesday November 19, 2013 @01:55PM (#45465257) Attached to: And Now For Something Completely Different: Monty Python Reunion Planned

It's a dogs life in the modern Monty Python troupe.

Comment Re:That's cool (Score 1) 91

by jamiesan on Monday November 18, 2013 @03:43PM (#45456917) Attached to: Scientists Propose Satellite Early Warning System For Forest Fires

Also, remember: Only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.

Comment Re:No. (Score 1) 188

by jamiesan on Thursday November 14, 2013 @01:07PM (#45423706) Attached to: Could Slashdot (Or Other Private Entity) Sue a Spy Agency Like GCHQ Or NSA?

Just make sure you don't work for a company named "Sirius Cybernetics Corporation".

Comment Re:ATT (Score 1) 107

by jamiesan on Friday November 08, 2013 @11:01AM (#45367987) Attached to: CIA Pays AT&T Millions To Voluntarily Provide Call Data

Not to mention that AT&T's logo looks like the Death Star.

Comment Re:Two sides of the coin (Score 2) 473

by jamiesan on Friday October 18, 2013 @04:41PM (#45169459) Attached to: Ask Slashdot: What Are the Hardest Things Programmers Have To Do?

Three! There are three hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, off-by-one errors and fanatical devotion to the pope....

Nobody expects the Spanish Estimation!

Comment Re:1984 (Score 1) 124

by jamiesan on Thursday October 17, 2013 @04:30PM (#45157047) Attached to: Researchers Show Apple Can Read iMessages

He who controls the spice controls the universe.

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