Tech giants destroy the lives of women? Sorry, that's not the war on women. Those guys are democrats.
Hollywood directors raping actresses? Sorry, that's not the war on women. Those guys are democrats.
Bill Clinton committing acts of serial rape and assault? Sorry, that's not the war on women. You see, he is a democrat and the feminists think he is hot.
Republicans won't give free birth control and condoms to women (who didn't have free government access before ever)?
That's a war on women!!