I would expect the on-site cafeteria to play a part in this, especially when 'output' is low. Free broccoli and cabbage with every meal.

That's been out for a while now. The newest alpha RC is Teabaggin' Toad

It's likely full of every Window$ feature known to man, which is accessible through an 'Anytime Upgrade'

Of course it doesn't, but it doesn't have to go unused the whole time. In between disasters, you use the 'surplus' diesel it to fire up the generator periodically, and also do cutover tests to make sure the thing will actually work. If not, get it serviced immediately. Anything is better than finding out in a disaster that the generator doesn't work. If the diesel goes bad, you eat the cost and move on.

Any collateral damage is offset by the collateral benefit of heating up the cup of coffee sitting next to the computer

and does pretty much anything he wants on there. Why am I not posting an article about it? He loves the Unity interface, and I've seen how that plays here...

despite the local ABC affiliate's biased efforts

do my penetration testing with my malformed package

Why not planes? American Airlines flight 587 is why. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Airlines_Flight_587

...and hope nobody walks into the target line

If Romney gets elected, he'll just repeal it back to IPv4

www.trifecta.xxx

How could you leave out amputees?

It wasn't considered terrorism until they saw the Unity desktop (rimshot)

I use MSE for signature-based protection, and Threatfire for behavior-based protection. These work well together for me and take up a very small footprint.