Yeah! I was especially interested in the lines between the Eighth Amendment and the 11th Amendment. Pretty interesting stuff. I liked the part where it said the federal government is forbidden by law from doing anything that isn't explicitly authorized by the Constitution.

Didn't see where "pay some guy's Internet bill" was mentioned, but maybe that was a typo.

Look at all the people running to their keyboards to defend a government with unlimited power! Just imagine if Congress passed prima nocta and lined up to plow every new bride on her wedding night!

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't think through the "unlimited power" thing, did you? I'm not surprised at all. It's probably why you're so confused as to why we're $30 trillion in debt too.

Here comes the guy who thinks James Madison wrote:

1. Congress may only do these things.
2. Congress can do anything.

and that 13 angry and suspicious states ratified it.

Of course, he never fails to call someone else a dumbshit.

Congress is not a parliamentary body. They are constrained by the Constitution with enumerated powers, none of which are "pay this guy's Internet bill."

I've been programming computers for 48 years.

Once you know how to fly, it doesn't make any difference what kind of plane they give you.

Where does Congress get the legal authority to give money to the FCC to pay for individual Internet access?

We couldn't find a way to buy it from China and sell it to high-maintenance suburban moms.

It's a plumbing upgrade alright.

"Hey boss, didn't our grandfathers solve this problem back in the 20th century?"

"You're not being much of a team player there, Timmy. You know the holidays are coming up and there's nothing that gets us moist like Christmas layoffs."

Dunning-Kruger is made-up Internet bullshit.

"Everyone's dumb except me." -- the least self-aware meme in human history. The irony could split atoms.

Then let us all throw up our hands and surrender. We have reached the pinnacle of human achievement.

Let's see if your goddamn phone can guide us through a world with six billion unemployed hungry people.

Noise from that GOD DAMN LEAFBLOWER turns otherwise happy people into alcoholics.

Every colleague ridiculed me for switching to Linux.

A fine excuse to fire some more Americans! Why not start with the new dads?

It all went to shit in 1960. Been shit ever since.

What else happened in 1960?