Fat cancer sounds terrifying.

That would just be 911 operators forwarding you to the suicide hotline (which isn't that bad of an idea). Otherwise, you'll just add to the numerous stories of police responding by shooting the suicidal person.

So, it's a loan, in USD, and the ledger is in a blockchain. That doesn't sound terribly innovative.

I take a long, hot shower every morning.

I can sign up for a gym membership and subsequently cancel it a year later without ever setting foot in the gym.

is nothing new. Happens in PUBG all the time.

Netflix seems a bit of a special case. I've already payed for the service, so when they release anything that looks remotely appealing, I watch it. That doesn't make it a good movie, it just makes it the best thing on at the moment. Bright was a decent movie (better than 30% for sure), but it wasn't mindblowing. I probably wouldn't have bought a movie ticket. That said, I've been using moviepass, so theater-going has become more like Netflix for me. It doesn't have to be some anticipated summer blockbuster, just the best thing in theaters at the moment.

We're not just running sketchy, cracked copies of PS anymore?

It's made from mica, not plastic.

There's companies selling biodegradable glitter but they don't sell it cheap.

When my dad was a kid, the telephones ran over two strands of barbed wire fence. That all came to an end when farmers started putting in metal corner posts.

I might still have my old RCA TV in the closet. The tuner indicator was that vertical line that scrolled across the screen and numbers printed across the bottom bezel to tell you which channel the line stopped on. And when you flipped the switch from VHF to UHF the line would change from green to orange.

AT&T wanted to expand their network and asked the government if they wanted to go halfsies. The government agreed, but told AT&T they would have to play fair and couldn't use their new network to fuck people over. AT&T promptly lost interest and blames the government for their loss of interest.

Stuff's hard sometimes and I don't like it. Please fix.

because Redbox keeps updating their piracy protection, and my pirated ripper software doesn't get updates.