Comment Re:FW (Score -1, Flamebait) 177
Because fuck you.
Comment Re:Nova Post! (Score -1, Troll) 383
With a very little penis.
Comment Re:My office mate from India (Score -1) 355
We should meet up for casual sex.
Comment As soon as you embed Linux in your ass let us know (Score -1, Troll) 193
Make sure that it runs bash, vi, iptables, SSHd, Squid, Apache, MySQL and KDE, otherwise it doesn't count.
Comment Goatse (Score -1) 133
I want to hear or better yet see the first zero gravity anal stretching.
Comment Re:Frost Piss?! (Score -1, Troll) 176
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Comment Re:In other news (Score -1) 93
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose prick was so long he could suck it,
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
"I GOT A GREASED UP YODA DOLL SHOVED UP MY ASS!"
Comment Re:Are you ready kids? (Score -1, Troll) 165
Nobody cares about your mother's cunt. It's greasy, it's smelly and you could park a suburban in that goddamn thing, and it doesn't help matters that she's a white female. Get it away from me.
Comment Re:undersea progress (Score -1, Troll) 165
Put a cock in it, jackoff. You fucking Linux dweebs are the worst.
Journal Journal: I prefer #2
A few years ago, while browsing around the library downtown, I had to take a piss. As I entered the john, a big beautiful all-American football hero type, about twenty five, came out of one of the booths. I stood at the urinal looking at him out of the corner of my eye as he washed his hands. He didn't once look at me. He was "straight" and married -- and in any case I was sure I wouldn't have a chance with him.
Comment Re:excellent sales story (Score -1, Flamebait) 361
I agree, certain races, such as niggers, spics, kikes and fish-heads, just aren't suitable to function in our modern white society and should be sent back to their respective countries. We should meet up for casual sex, I bet you have a nigger cock.
Comment Silly faggots (Score -1, Troll) 361
Don't you know? BSD is dead. Lick my nigger-flavoured ballsack you dirty kikes.
Comment Re:Wow... (Score -1, Troll) 385
Or better yet, how about you suck the snotty end of my fuck-stick while I squish out a brown loaf into your wife's mouth. I hate you.
Comment Re:Obligatory slurs (Score -1, Troll) 385
I don't know, but would you like a free iPod Touch, no strings attached*? If so, then boy, do I have an offer for you. For more information, go here, complete six special offers and get twelve other people to sign up and complete six special offers each. Then, put your dick in a drill press while Malda slides an iPod up your ass. Pyramid schemes are fun, you faggots.
*Strings may be attached
Comment Re:And yet (Score -1, Troll) 287
Yeah, because they're niggers. Niggers steal stuff. Except fried chicken, niggers are more than happy to support the fried chicken industry. Except these dirty coons.
