Fuckin moon base Zappa.

Once we domit on the moon, we can do it anywhere.

I wish I could stab you in the face, you fucking rube.

So wheres the part about the linux desktop gaming market?

How much are companies willing to pay to get into that hot, hot linux desktop gaming market?

I say this joking as a Linux user who realizes the Linux market isn't exactly setting wallstreet's pants on fire.

Lower your hiring standards.

Boy I can't wait to not install this on my android devices.

What could Microsoft's shitty "late to the game" voice recognition add over the existing solutions? I bet it'll be like bing... no one will care.

Have the battery display look like a flux capacitor.

Oh yes...

Musk should buy the Delorean rights and bring it back as a Tesla brand.

I'd consider buying a Delorean reboot.

That additional 0.0001% of users, you mean.

You probably don't know the difference as a windows user.

As someone who has to develop on linux, Mac and windows, switching over to my windows partitions or vm env's is like going back in time a decade or more.

I've been using the tech preview and its a shit pile, it would be amazing if Microsoft managed to turn that garbage barge around in a few weeks time.

How can you not mention postgres?

Why buy the horse when you get the milk for free?

And what happens when the free milk gets hit by a truck?

I'm going to go with Plague Zombies.

They can compile C++ to javascript for fucks sake, see emscripten.