In a couple months, I will copy all your personal data to a public open FTP, photoshop the pics of your family to something inexplicably horrible and embarrassing and sold any other personal information to the highest bidder.
STOP PUTTING YOUR PERSONAL CRAP ON THE COMPANY'S EMAIL.
You'll even have fantasies about alien civilizations as you requested; but in the end, back on Earth, you'll be lobotomized!
Did you seriously think you were going to get a sympathetic ear HERE? At
Cryostatis meet reality. Reality, this is Cryostatis. You two should get to know each other.
As an IT leader/decision maker in a corporate environment, I would consider this a personal failing and an IT department failing. We (IT) are the experts. We have the skills and knowledge. If someone does not have the skills or knowledge to use a corporate tool (PC, server, network, etc...) it is OUR responsibility to provide training.
I have a "technology orientation class" periodically. 60 minutes of "do this, don't do that". It eliminates the "I didn't know" and "how do I..." problems.
It is arrogant, ill-informed and misguided to demand that an end user know how to make your job easier.
Oh, yeah, apparently you can't be president with a whole brain.
...then it was over.
Thanks for wasting 3:43 of my life. The only justice is that the idiot who created this wasted a lot more and is that much closer to death.
Space is curved. Therefore your belief that the Earth is a sphere may be the result of your perception of a flat surface in curved space-time. Therefore (1.5) fails.
Also, since when did evolution stop? Who knows if in another 100 million years, the whales may evolve microscopic hairs.
Whales seem more likely to evolve a digestive system that drawn nutrition from waste plastic in water than microscopic hairs that make them more efficient swimmers. Evolution has to do with increased survival. Swimming slightly more efficiently would have less of an impact than the capacity to eat the slurry of waste we are dumping in the oceans.
People often confuse evolution with improvement. Evolution is adaption. Pure and simple.
I'd rather hide in my office and not take the pay cut...
This is right up there with the bonus content downloads with a Blu-Ray.
I live in my mom's basement.
This costs you more than you know. Anyone have the going rate on dignity?
Today, Slashdot.org, a technological news website published a story claiming that news stories could be automatically generated from computers. The absurdity of the story was not lost on the human rea...Attribute already declared at line 15, position 6 !.. Invalid I/O file..
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You have to clean up poop sometimes, but it's decent money.
Sounds like my job in IT
I think there's a world market for about five computers. -- attr. Thomas J. Watson (Chairman of the Board, IBM), 1943
