From: Your boss
To: You
Larry are you OK? It says here you only did 10 keystrokes in the last 5 minutes. Skype me.
Alright, be right back, going to ____ and pick up something to eat.
Oh cool, can you grab me an ___, here's $__. Keep the change for your trouble.
At restaurant checkout: "Sir, can you confirm this food is only for your own personal consumption?" "Uh... well, the ___ is for my friend." "Did you receive any monetary compensation for this service?" "Well I got to keep the change..."
Restaurant employee presses red alarm button. Armed security agents in full tactical gear are rappelling down from the ceiling. A cadre of lawyers enters the premises.
What the gods would destroy they first submit to an IEEE standards committee.