Sony Under Investigation by DOJ 92
An anonymous reader writes "As the DOJ continues its investigation into RAM price fixing, it has started looking at Sony's operations. With all the negative press Sony has been getting, this couldn't come at a worse time." From the article: "The Japanese company received a subpoena from the Justice Department's antitrust division seeking information about Sony's static random access memory, or SRAM, business, company spokesman Atsuo Omagari said. 'Sony intends to cooperate fully with the DOJ in what appears to be an industrywide inquiry,' the company said in a short statement."
Ram! (Score:2, Funny)
Hooray! Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram!
Cheaper, faster, bigger, smaller
Hooray! Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram!
Now that people aren't makin' it expensive
Hooray! Ram! Ram! Ram! Ram!
It's gonna get cheaper!
Little do they know (Score:2, Funny)
The DOJ is expected to find that all evidence shows Sony to be innocent, all thanks to Anne in accounts who played a recent Celine Dion CD on her workstation.
Re:Holy FUD Batman! (Score:2, Funny)
Hey, leave me out of this!
Re:Oh No! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Next weeks news (Score:2, Funny)
PEEEEEEEEEOPLE!