Investing Tips for College Students? 740
GenKreton asks: "I am a rising junior in college and decided to take out loans to cover all my costs so I could graduate with money in the bank. My tuition bill is minimal as I have a nearly full ride, but living is always expensive. With that said, I feel like my thousands sitting in the bank could be doing work for me instead of collecting dust till the day I graduate. I have been researching how I could best invest my money so I have immediate access to it if needed, but still do better than a mere savings account. There seems to be a lot of mixed advice and some obvious scams out there. So I ask Slashdot, what is the best plan for a college student to do with his money?"
Reality check (Score:5, Funny)
Baaaaah! (Score:1, Funny)
Sounds crazy but... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll let you know how it turns out!
Good advice: (Score:5, Funny)
Get rid of the savings account and do not invest: this way you can file 1040EZ instead of 1040 to the INS; as a college student this will save you money.
Start your own business and become a consultant. Claim beer etc. as a business expense.
Buy gold. That keeps going up, plus will keep its value when the Revolution comes.
Get a PhD in chemical engineering; you will be raking in 250k+/year if you are any good.
Become a Canadian citizen; with your IQ you will qualify for disability payments.
HELP NEEDED TRANSFERRING FUNDS (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:bankrate.com (Score:1, Funny)
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in order to transfer, we must take a small deposit from you to ensure that you are good people. please deposit your entire college fund in to our bank accounts so we can transfer over the thirty two million (32,000,000 usd) into your account.
god bless you
Mr remmacS nairegiN
Re: What a crock of self-important crap (Score:5, Funny)
That's almost universal on Ask Slashdot articles. Most of the "questions" should be posted to Brag on Slashdot instead.
Fertile ground for parody, though:
"I've been sleeping with seven beautiful women for the past five years, but now some of them are hinting that they expect me to marry them. Are there any good IT jobs in Utah?"
"My IQ is so high that I have trouble comunicating my ideas to ordonary programmars. Is there an open source tool to help me?"
"I invented an incredibly programming tool, but my boss won't make everyone use it. Please tell him he's wrong."
etc...
Re:What a crock of self-important crap (Score:5, Funny)
You're doing it wrong!
Go to all your classes, do all your assignments, get Bs.
That leaves lots of time for partying.
Re:Live frugally first! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Don't put it in stocks or stock funds (Score:4, Funny)
It's more ethical than downloading music from the internet without paying for it, which most people here on slashdot seem to think is ok.
Re:Don't put it in stocks or stock funds (Score:3, Funny)
You must not have ever been a college student. Currently I'm maxing out all the loans I can get. Weed may grow on trees, but who has the patience and privacy to grow their own? And have you seen the prices of premium beer kegs lately?!? Mom and Dad certainly aren't going to throw down on something like that for Junior.
College takes up too much time if you want to get decent grades, and working 30+ hours/wk at a job to help pay for it is out of the question. Also, I don't think at this point there is any hope of saving this lad, so I'd save the moral questions for the next Ask
Easy money (Score:2, Funny)
Step 2:
Step 3: Profit!