NASA Finds 4-5" Crack in Shuttle Insulation 193
PresidentKang writes "Spaceflight Now is reporting that a large crack has been found in an external tank foam of Space Shuttle Discovery on the launch pad. According to the article: "Engineers inspecting the shuttle Discovery's external tank following Sunday's launch scrub found a crack in the tank's foam insulation near a bracket holding a 17-inch oxygen feed line in place. Some engineers believe the crack must be repaired but senior managers say a variety of options are on the table, from fly as is to making repairs.""
Patch it (Score:5, Funny)
Crack hidden away in the insulation? (Score:4, Funny)
DNF, Vista, or Shuttle (Score:5, Funny)
BBC: Shuttle Upgraded for Time Travel (Score:4, Funny)
Look at the 'Latest' news on the right [bbc.co.uk]
Surely they should just get the thing working before they add extra features like that?
Re:And what about the pilots? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DNF, Vista, or Shuttle (Score:5, Funny)
If the shuttle needs to have its heatshield repaired, Astronauts must spend longer in orbit. They require a stimulating game to stop themselves going space crazy - and NASA have decided that must be DNF.
And, of course, DNF was designed from the outset to take advantage of the new features of Vista...
Re:DNF, Vista, or Shuttle (Score:4, Funny)
Meanwhile monitoring the astronauts... (Score:3, Funny)
Astronaut: "Mission control this is Astronaut. What is the problem. Over."
Mission control: "Astronaut we're looking at the live biosigns from your transmitter and have come across a concern. Did your mother drop you as a child? Over."
Astronaut: "I don't believe so. Why? Over."
Mission control: "Because..."
*general snickering from mission control*
Mission control: "Because there's a big crack in your butt! Over and out."
Re:Punctuation! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:DNF, Vista, or Shuttle (Score:1, Funny)
Re:And what about the pilots? (Score:1, Funny)
Inverted flight (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Shouldn't Fuel under uncertain Weather conditio (Score:3, Funny)
Unless they also say "the levvies will hold", in which case, you know you're in trouble