Aggrazel's Journal: Moron of the Week

The moron of the week award is already soundly going into the hands of Michael Phelps, who, if you haven't already heard, got caught drunk driving, even though he's only 19, even though he's richer than most third world countries and could afford to buy a fleet of limos with all the money Visa gave him during the olympics to drive him home, even though, if he had asked ANYONE to drive him home people would have been falling over themselves for the priviledge to drive the 6 gold medal winner home.

But no, I have no sympathy for anyone who thinks they can drive around endangering the lives of others, especially when an alternative is extremely easy to get as it was for him. His heartfelt apology that someone wrote for him doesn't rate a golfclap from me. What a waste. How pathetic would it have been if he would have rammed into a tree and ruined his carreer right there? The kid is 19, he could go on to win more olympic medals than anyone in the history of the games. Oh well, maybe this will wake him up before that happens.

Its lucky that Phelps did this though, otherwise the moron of the week award would have gone to Maurice Clarett. What a way to burn your bridges. Its obvious that what this guy wants more than anything is a big fat NFL contract. The only thing he cares about is himself, and thats the only thing he'll ever care about. Great. Well why did he let himself turn into a big fat lazy ass retard then? Oh because he was afraid people would tease him in the gym? This will really help his cause. If this guy EVER makes it to the NFL which IMO is unlikely at this point, he'll be signed to a minimum wage contract and likely injure himself if he ever touches the ball and fade into obscurity. If he had kept his head down and just quietly stayed in shape, he might have gotten an NFL contract somewhere, and been able to prove himself and then made something of himself. But as it is, he's a loudmouth moron.

Oh well. Maybe they do get special favors for being athletes. I don't care. But either way, right or wrong, Mo is a whiney little turd who has lost any bit of respect I may have ever held for him... just like I lost a ton of respect for Phelps.

Morons!